surpresa impactante via correio da Silva souza

[Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp]

this made me emotional

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

Cutting your tits off because you liked Hot Wheels seems like a slight overreaction.

[Marco Gimenez - Núcleo Dharma @marco_dharma]

Já expliquei varias vezes... vc quebra o vidro, abaixa o freio de mão, manobra o carro empurrando e se possível deixa na via pra ser guinchado.

[ᛉ Zynthustra ᛉ @zynthustra]

If you thought hypergamy was bad, women are now creating men who don’t even exist and comparing you to them

[Flavia Vieira @_flavia_vieira_]

Se você:

> menos de 5 mil reais por mês
> vai em lugares mais chiques que esse

Então você está levando a vida de um jeito completamente errado.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Niggas be like: “I’m a real woman” and then have painfully autistic and male knowledge of weapons

[ryan maluco @ryanmaluco]

antes das bbs beber gin eu preciso me reencontrar quantas vezes for necessario

[VINTAGE @CarSighting]

I suggest you stay silent.

[vic @avicmonteiro]

o fã que gritou “lewis, remember who you are” saiu de casa um belo dia pra apoiar o piloto favorito dele e simplesmente mudou a vida de um heptacampeão de fórmula 1

palavras tem muito poder

[ℜ𝔞𝔢 @dystopiangf]

This kind of technology is what will separate “environmentalists” into people who actually care about the wellbeing of the Earth vs. people who just want to see human endeavors fail

[BENZO-KAZOOIE @BENZOTOOIE]

I sincerely apologize that it’s not morbidly obese black trans women twerking or whatever bullshit Kamala would’ve done.

[T.R. Sartor @DripChud]

We have an epidemic of women who cannot find a 6’8” multi millionaire golden retriever werewolf who respects her independence but will also lead her and give her space but also romance her but only when she wants, will not judge her past and also be religious but not serious.

[Sweetcheeks (🌲,🌲) @SweetcheeksReal]

The world needs more ugly women with fat asses

[Taylor Day @TABYTCHI]

Ceremonial firebomb, mate

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

Hmm, looks like climate change to me, mate.

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Millennials at 40:
“We are young! We have plenty of time!”

Zoomers at 23:
“It’s over. I’ve run out of time and it’s all over.”