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[🐾 taikko ₊˚⊹ 𐂯 COMMS OPEN @_taikko_]

Little Nightmares

[oxymorontardض @Hamsterluvers]

I would rather drag my big sweaty balls and cock over the sharpest edges of a mountain, rather than talk to someone with this kind of humor.

[lame 👁️ @cataboliccorvid]

I keep seeing this photo on pinterest and it always makes me roll my eyes, seriously what are you doing

[𝓡𝓪𝓾𝓭 @OverDimes]

Colognes will have this design and smell like straight bullshit

[Rarii (● ˃̶͈̀ロ˂̶͈́)੭ꠥ⁾⁾ - geisha essence soon.. @nyaararii]

Waiting till idv restricts certain colors just how gacha life did to us in 2020

[Luz @Luzz1nw]

mi sueño 5 minutos antes de despertar

[Nini. | Commissions open! @ninioxye]

LOOK OMG.

[Clementine | Acidic Axolotl @ItsCharlieSilly]

I lowkey need an in depth explanation of this AU because to me it just seems like “What if everyone was pissed off”

[Johnathan @johndun79242220]

Every medium has the one pretentious annoying fanbase that acts like their work is above the medium itself
Anime - aot fans
games - disco elysium fans
music - kendrick fans
novels - dostoyevsky fans
tv - sfu fans
vns - umineko fans

[Jone @windbreakergod]

Saw a guy with a visible boner through his very tight ribbed skinny jeans drop his phone, reach down to pick it up, audibly fart, and then his hat fell off his head revealing he was bald

[milkydraws8 | COMMS OPEN (5/10) @milkydraws8]

The "Ratgirl" is from Australian artist Patricia Piccinini's 'Leather Landscape' (2003). She's been one of my greatest inspirations and favorite artists since highschool

[GAB @silliestgoofy]

When you have a friend who is in a whole different fandom

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

Pomni : *Lets out big stinky fart*

Drake : *Floats towards the smell like a cartoon character to a freshly baked pie.*

Pomni : Ermmmm who cut the MUSTARD!!!!!!?????

Drake : *Turns into a derptato and rolls away?

[jery 📡 @jerydiscografik]

who the fuck even came up with “❤️” for this shit

[ding/heba @dingdongdropded]

@farjayoun Sex? No. Put your clothes back on. Let's talk about the inherent eroticism in cannibalism being a metaphor for pomegranates as I look into her eyes and serve her like a dog and I gnash my teeth against her tender flesh. Vampirism freudian Jesus Judas Doomed Yuri

[@gammsta @gammsta]

Been getting into reading recently

[Felix 🦌 @_Buckadeer]

he looks like a toyhouse adoptable someone bought for 150$ that sits in their ‘eo’ folder for two years