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If I'm too much then go find less 💅🏾
🦬 ⚖️ 🇳🇬✒️🎮🌍

[🤪 @inallsimplicity]

That talking Cheeto is #NotMyPresident

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

A trans professor got fired for giving a student the failing grade that she deserved. I still haven't forgotten that.

[🤪 @inallsimplicity]

Druski is the funniest mf alive 😂😂

[HZN RAP @hznrap__]

@Phil_Lewis_ Druski impersonating Jay-Z at the BET Awards

[📖Just_Cyn @bjpsgyal]

Clocked this too

[🤪 @inallsimplicity]

Aniya: "why mine gotta be a Fulani braid bitch" (complimentary)
People with poor comprehension skills:

[Breeze 🍒💋 @mambahoney_]

A compilation of KC and his lies…

#freeaniya
#loveislandUSA

[🤪 @inallsimplicity]

So glad I'm not the only one that noticed this omg 😂

[☮️ @thatmfpart]

@loveislandusa @peacock Sincere dumbass can’t even pronounce epitome right

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: HAHA! Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton burst out laughing at the dedication ceremony for the Obama Presidential Center after Michelle brilliantly shaded Trump over the Nobel Peace Prize.

This is just too good...

"You were unflappable at every turn, always focused, always calm, always looking at the long view," the former First Lady said to her husband. "How absurd it is to even imagine that you might have buckled under the pressure even once, lashed out in frustration, lost your temper. How absurd it is to imagine that you might have done anything but make our family and this entire country proud."

We can think of another President who regularly loses his temper, buckles under pressure the moment that difficulties arise, and lashes out in frustration on Truth Social daily. There is an infuriating double standard at play. Obama had to always keep his cool to avoid getting labeled with the "angry Black man" racist trope. As an entitled white man, Trump can blow his top whenever he wants and nobody bats an eyelash.

"No, you were too busy. I'm not done, y'all! Not done," Mrs. Obama continued as the crowd roared with approval. "So much to say. You were doing the people's work, rescuing our economy, expanding healthcare, ending a war, ordering the Bin Laden raid, saving an auto industry, winning a peace prize."

She paused and smiled at that point in the speech, giving the audience a chance to cheer. Seated in the wing, Hillary Clinton burst out laughing at the obvious jab and President Obama laughed along with her.

It's well-documented that Donald Trump is absolutely obsessed with the fact that Obama has a Peace Prize while he himself has been denied the distinction. Trump aggressively lobbied in vain for one, cajoling foreign leaders to nominate him.

He was so incensed by the Norwegian Nobel Committee's refusal to award him that he wrote to Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Støre: "Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace."

He lived up to the implicit threat in that letter by going on to launch a pointless, costly, child-murdering war against Iran that ultimately ended in defeat and surrender for the United States.

And Michelle wasn't done there...

"Keeping us safe from Ebola, regulating the banks, standing up for marriage equality, listening to science, and comforting an entire nation in the face of unspeakable tragedies," she continued, listing more of her husband's accomplishments. "And you did it all with such grace and class and cool that you made the hardest job in the world look like a walk in this beautiful park."

The Ebola bit is another jab at Trump who, with the assistance of RFK Jr. and Elon Musk, gutted research and pandemic prevention. This is the most virulently anti-science administration that this country has ever seen.

One thing is certain. The Obamas will have a lasting, radiant legacy in this country. Trump will be reviled by future generations, his name used as a byword for incompetence, failure, and corruption.

Please ❤️ and share if you love the Obamas!

[🤪 @inallsimplicity]

Ola and Nic always look like vampires fr 😂 (complimentary)

[ICYESTTWAT @FUCCl]

this is such a gorgeous photo.

[🤪 @inallsimplicity]

@prettyblacguhh This is so genuinely unhinged. I can't fathom what goes on in the bird brain of someone like this. A whole mother pulling up to another mother's home. People have been hole punched for less 🫠

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

If you ever find yourself missing me, just remember:

the distance between us is the distance you created.

[A.VICTOR @Lifeof_AG01]

The opposite of a nonchalant man is an affectionate man/a present man, not a “SIMP”

[🤪 @inallsimplicity]

Watching Being Mary Jane with a fully developed brain fried me 🫪

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

sometimes I'm late because I lay like this for a long time:

[• @yducknow]

When you realize everything is so expensive and still God hasn’t let you you go hungry, homeless or empty

[Dale Chu @Dale_Chu]

“The students who cannot read a 20-page article today are the voters who will not be able to read a bill, or the jurors who cannot follow a closing argument, tomorrow.”

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

It’s genuinely attractive when someone apologises for replying late or keeps you updated so you’re not left overthinking. Good communication and basic consideration stand out a lot these days, especially when so many people just disappear and leave you guessing.

[kat @yslnadi]

anyone who makes you sad on your birthday hates you.