LeagueOfInanimates

Representing and protecting Twitter Inanimates Everywhere Guild, union, club, whatevs. We're not going anywhere.

[LeagueOfInanimates @InanimateLeague]

@PastryPlate @SteveSchmidtSES Heck yeah!! Thanks for the heads up. I hear @ratemyskyperoom is giving the pineapples a fair bit of coverage!!

[LeagueOfInanimates @InanimateLeague]

A shoutout to all the inanimates on @Twitter who are busting a gut bringing you truth and fact through this cloud of fake, propaganda and posers. #UnionYes

[LeagueOfInanimates @InanimateLeague]

@UpPastryPlate @page88 @MSNBC @PhilippeReines #callme

[LeagueOfInanimates @InanimateLeague]

Dear #Egg Your membership in the guild awaits. #CallMe

[LeagueOfInanimates @InanimateLeague]

We take care of our own! #Inanimates

[The Wall Street Bull @TheWallStBull]

@Leslieks @W_W_W_OldWoman @nowin2613 @RealBigBoard @SteveKornacki @MMFlint @chrislhayes @MSNBC @beckythecyclist @Nataya @Northquahog48 @Perednia @punkscience8 @SFLiberal @rini6 Good point. However, much of the public believes me to be inanimate, so much so that I had to join @InanimateLeague.

[LeagueOfInanimates @InanimateLeague]

Our membership is growing.... #inanimates

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

And, crucially, refugees are human beings desperately seeking safety, not inanimate edible candies. https://t.co/qXQBrNTZQ3

[LeagueOfInanimates @InanimateLeague]

Hey @Skittles If you need a squad of inanimates, we got your back! RE: #Trump bullying

[LeagueOfInanimates @InanimateLeague]

Inanimates also come alive in the weekends. We even have a doughnut/bagel club, right @PastryPlate @TheWallStBull? https://t.co/TgdpOt7f5I

[The Marcomobile @TheMarcoMobile]

💁 https://t.co/esh2cCJjTb

[Crier Dot News @crierdotnews]

Taylor Swift dresses up as an elf for Christmas Eve!!! Don't know that's news, but she is adorable @taylorswift13 https://t.co/YxGqurXbwD

[Times Square Ball @timessquareball]

Have @Snapchat? Join us in the celebration. #BallDrop