(involuntaraly black)🧀

sensitive young romantic. cat parent. terraria • civ franchise • Apex ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʕ•̫͡•ʔ•̫͡•ʔ

[planefag @planefag]

"Here's what happened. You told me to abort the launch, and I didn't."

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how it feels to be 30

[رايــد @Q1iinf]

لعيبة مصر يتكلمون مع الحكم انجليزي وهو إماراتي

[(involuntaraly black)🧀 @inbel97]

i have vibe coded a hover dictionary app that lets you practice Japanese while reading raw manga and light novels. thanks claude lol

[miya @miyarah_]

sabes que vas a desperdiciar tu día entero cuando ves estas sillas

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Excellent use of free will

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[DrainerGioScottiFlightball @PrivMakima]

I hate my corporate job because at least when I was a dishwasher in Scottsdale I had busty slutty waitresses looking at me like this all the time.

[Milan Busk @KarolusWangus]

"The conquistadors are coming! Hide our women!"
*Ship unfurls Ottoman banner*
"... Hide the men!"

[Inu 🇵🇸 | #TENOÍ @Danny_AltJ]

HxH coming back the same week kagurabachi is about to go on hiatus

[🔞FoldSpore! @FoldSpore]

hugging your robot girlfriend and hearing her internal fans spin faster

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Seeing *translated from Spanish* during WC season means you’re about to see the most hilariously racist shit ever

[☀️AliquisNovus☀️ @PalmyrPar]

Donald Trump please lock in

[🌚 @qjxikqdwjzsf4]

koreaboo girl in my friend group said she wishes she was born in korea because men here are too misogynistic

[(involuntaraly black)🧀 @inbel97]

@HaruhiismOtaku That’s what the sign implies, the wife will cry like a toddler if he gets a slightly different shade of green.

[Michael Orthodox ☦ @Michaeldudufudu]

Gamers are treated like Palestinians in China

[Austin King @AustinKingMT]

Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people.

Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.

[redrum @griffisu]

i hate when a girl tries using a manipulation tactic you learned 6 bpd girls ago

[Bobacheck @Bobacheck]

There are no Loons in Somalia..