Inbetweeners Quotes

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Instead of #SpotifyWrapped , imagine #Channel4Wrapped. "You watched @inbetweeners in entirety 42 times this year"

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I thought it was a fart sir. I thought it was a fart!

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@PokeNanoblock
Your mum is so fit, Will. I reckon she could be a prostitute.

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I've got a fake ID, innit. A driving licence that says I'm 18 years old.

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Oh, my God Check out the Jugasaurus Rex!

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Oh she is so fit. it should be illegal for her to teach biology

[Jayton202 @Astrotector]

@clownworld Kid is in the wrong, but the teacher could have taught the kid a valuable lesson that day that you don't get what you want by throwing a fit. Teacher buckled and taught the kid he can get what he wants by throwing a fit. no one wins. These teachers DO NOT CARE ABOUT KIDS FUTURE

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I dont have any pubes! I did have pubes, but I had a wet dream and they fell out!

[Team Idris @Team_idris]

This is my pubes when I turned forty.

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@Monst3rWayne
Try to get really deep, right up to the balls.

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Don't look left, Simon. There's a girl with a knee-length skirt on. You might just spunk in your pants.

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Probably worth mentioning to her then, mate, if that's the way you feel.

[taylor （the greedy billionaire）swift @realvillain13]

@superbocto @testdrves she said to make a clock but didn't say how. she is smart enough to keep album title and song names on the cover. what a clever idea of her!

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Don't shit your pants. I'm only phoning the school secretary, not fucking Ml5.

[B.K.O @Olaisraelesq]

@SusuCybel02 😃😃. Abeg o.
We all know some of those drivers sabi talk rubbish on phone not minding who is on the other end of the phone. But still, no vex 👏

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Right, vodka, whisky, and a load of Creme de Menthe. When she sees you after this, she'll be frothing at the gash.

[that_lotto.player @3than_v]

$ZM update here alert went off triggering that my second long target hit 71.46 my first long target was 67.18 and I have been updating $ZM since the 65 confirmation break. Gg if you grabbed calls on the pull back at 65.40 that i was watching for. 🏦🤝💯

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@thabethephumla1
Girls always say their mates are really fit & then when you meet them they look like a pork scratching

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The next level up is Dutch d*ckhead.

[Gez #PATH @BrexitPhobe]

@openDemocracy @adambychawski Is ‘Chemical Intelligence’, cocaine to alcohol’s ‘Dutch Courage’?

This guy should be in prison, just like #MichelleMone, and the whole bunch of #ToryCriminalsUnfitToGovern

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I'm going to say this to you as a friend. Shut up. Today's been a f*ck up from start to finish. We need to write it off, OK? Today's gone.

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@AIMEEBRAGAALME1
Yeah, why not mention it? Worse that can happen, you get nothing. Best that can happen, you get stinky fingers.

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What’s this pesto stuff? Is it for humans?

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@nycgreatgatsby
Wine is for girls.

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@RicanBoiKev
I got an STD! Yes,an STD! Whoo!

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Completed it. I took Woking from the conference to the Champions League in six seasons, that kind of stuff doesn’t go unnoticed

[Ignite @Ignite69420]

@SkySportsPL Pep playing FIFA manager irl