Inbound Ike.

a generic Chicago-centered Twitter account. Runs a mean pick six.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

It’s absolutely not fraud

It’s absolutely abuse though.

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

People do not understand how military disability works.

Like yes it’s called “disability”, but it’s effectively a pension program that everyone uses regardless of whether they’re “disabled” in common usage

You can object to the policy, but it’s not fraudulent to use it.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

@cubsfan Yes

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

@HenryPorters @constans He considers me to be “working class” though.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

@RealOwenPannell You gonna cry about it?

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

@JayHrndz2 @AnthonyKyaw @flameosumeet And kept drawing road games while other teams like Mexico were getting wins.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

@flameosumeet Because a few weeks later this same team lost to Jamaica at home in an actual competitive match.

Klinsi was definitely good at friendlies though…

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

@TheDailyKoko @SpecialPuppy1 Brandon really had no cards to play here. Though he did manage to annoy the shit out of Springfield by proposing plans that would have required state money that the state wasn’t on board with.

Unfortunately that’s too in the weeds to campaign on.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

Germany clearly struggling in the heat and humidity today.

They’re going to LOVE playing at the Meadowlands.

[Brian Sciaretta @BrianSciaretta]

#USMNT 1-1 Germany at HT
- good half from the U.S. team against elite opposition
- Robinson’s goal was a worldie. Such a bummer it’s a friendly
- we will see if Pochettino goes with mass subs

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

[extreme hipster voice]

Pffff, I saw Benny Feilhaber score that same goal at Soldier Field before soccer was cool.

[FOX Soccer @FOXSoccer]

Antonee Robinson could not have hit this any better 🤯

(Via @USMNT)

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

Really there are some exciting matches on the calendar (The USA’s group is surprisingly tricky), but the fact that 2/3rds of the 3rd place teams advance is a drama killer.

[Rob Usry @RobUsry]

I can’t wait for the World Cup. Absolutely nothing beats international soccer tournaments. However I’m scared there’s going to be a lot of slog matches this summer between the watered down format and heat.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

@agraybee @nobodyknows2322 Also Bar Harbor…c’mon man.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

@agraybee @nobodyknows2322 Ken choosing to highlight a “working class” guy who looks like he TA’d Tyler Austin Harper’s class at Bates.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

@zmullis That’s…umm… an interesting glass house from which to throw stones as an SEC football guy.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

1. Yeah the Maine Democratic Party fucked yup by not having anyone ready to go for an important senate seat.

2. Ride or die with Oyster Boy to get to 51 if you want, but you really don’t need to debase yourself for him.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

Frankly it's kind of amazing this isn't the norm. I fully intend to be retired by the time I'm in my 70s...

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

I think it’s pretty clear by now that Janet Mills was pushed into running for senate and never had her heart in it

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

@keegan_tweets I mean, USSoccer also left Chicago.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

If your believe this is something they could do, you are in fact dumber than a bag of hammers.

[whitesoxdave @barstoolWSD]

I was actually wondering this to myself this morning…could Chicago/Brandon Johnson block them from using Chicago in their name if they really wanted to be spiteful pricks?

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

I know this violates the normal rules of bleacher culture, but if you catch the ball that scored the 18th run of the game against your team, you should get to keep it.

[Inbound Ike. @inboundike]

This is now the second time that the unelected board members have blocked the firing of an employee who engaged in serious misconduct.

[CPS Parent @ParentCps]

Teacher with history of disciplinary issues pushes a 3rd grader. CPS understandably tries to fire.

@CTULocal1 objects and their shameless allies overturn the firing of the teacher.

Bookmark this next time Stacy Davis Gates or Brandon Johnson say they care about students.

[Peter Wolf @peterawolf]

@reputationfan13 The fact that the Indiana side of the deal isn’t remotely ready is perhaps the most obvious tell.