april: i'm scared
sterling: why
april: there's a monster under your bed and it's really ugly
blair, on the bottom bunk: honestly... fuck you
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employee: welcome to mcdonalds, may i take your order?
sterling: *slightly vibrating*
april: one black coffee for me
sterling: *vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass*
april, sighing: and two happy meals
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april: *doing their project*
april: could you give me a hand?
sterling: sure
sterling: *holds april’s hand*
april: you're cute but that's not what i meant
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sterling: i guess you could say i have fallen for you
april: you literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you even alive?
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sterling: can you do the thing?
april: huh? what thing?
sterling, stuttering: y-you know, that thing that makes me happy
april: oh
april: *shows her lopsided smile*
sterling, softly: thank you
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sterling: the stars are so beautiful tonight
luke: yeah they are
sterling: you know who else is beautiful?
luke: *blushing* who?
sterling: april
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april: come over
sterling: i’m busy
april: my dad isn’t home ;)
sterling: i know
april: what
sterling: i’m sending him back to jail
april: what
sterling: your dad says hello
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sterling: good morning, babe! you look beautiful today!!
april: good morning, bab—
sterling: HAHA APRIL FOOLS!
april, hurt: oh
sterling: YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL EVERYDAY!!!
april, softly: oh
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ezekiel: why is sterling asleep on your shoulder?
april, whispering: shut up, it's sweet
ezekiel: an hour ago you were complaining that she was annoying
april: i changed my mind. it’s allowed.
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sterling: *calls april*
april, answering: hello?
sterling: BABE, THERE'S AN EMERGENCY!!!
april: WHAT HAPPENED??
sterling: i miss you 🥺
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sterling: i left my job today. i couldn't work for that man after what he said to me.
april: what did bowser say to you???
sterling: you're fired
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stranger , gesturing to sterling: hey, is this woman bothering you?
april: *sigh* yeah but she's my girlfriend so i signed up for this
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luke: you’ve been giving april a lot of attention lately
sterling: she’s sick
luke: i’m sick too
sterling: then go to the hospital
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sterling: april asked me to get her a drink. what should i bring her?
blair: i don't know, a drink?
sterling: she said to surprise her
blair: serve it to her naked
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