My one big OoT Remake complaint is that they rewrote Ganondorf's dialogue and now it's just Generic Fantasy Villain Dialogue instead of the original's Schoolyard Jackass Bully Dialogue and that grinds my gears
despite the fact I know it's inevitable I'm still not mentally prepared for when they remake Majora's Mask and I have to put up with everyone doing the "this was bad the entire time" gimmick there.
My parents sat me down today saying they have some serious news to share. They apparently are going to have another child. I was in total shock and asked why. They told me that I simply didn’t age that well and was in need of a remake to appeal to modern audiences. Heartbreaking.