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one year of this silly little idea 😭

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@kittybiza217 I miss posting here 😢

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[sorry for the disappearing act, everyone. the past couple of months were a bit rough, but i'm hoping to get back on posting during the new year. happy 2026, hope it's a good one for all of us 🥰]

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[it happened again, guys, life's so crazy I didn't even noticed the posts stopped posting.

we'll come back over the weekend 🥰]

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[sorry for the lack of posts today, life has been crazy and I didn't have time to schedule more quotes]

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Hen: So are you two dating now?

Buck & Tommy: Yes.

Hen: Why?

Buck: I happen to find Tommy very appealing.

Hen: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Tommy.

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Tommy: Evan annoyed me today so I told him that I can’t wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.

Chimney: There is nothing special about tomorrow.

Tommy: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.

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Buck: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Tommy: Evan, no.

Ravi: Mistlefoe.

Tommy: Please, stop encouraging him.

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Buck: How's the sexiest person here~?

Tommy: I don't know, how are they~?

Buck, flustered: I-

Ravi, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Tommy: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Hen: * turning to Buck* How tall are you?

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Tommy: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?

Chimney: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?

Buck: Ya know... it might be.

[Chim is so tired of them]

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Buck: I bought walkie talkies for us.

Tommy: We live together.

Buck: For the drama.

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Buck: You know what body part to avoid if you’re a cannibal?

Tommy: Evan… what the hell?

Buck: Spinal cord could have prions. Kuru. Zombie disease.

Tommy: …Okay?

Buck: Liver’s toxic. Kidneys are waste. Not worth it.

Tommy (deadpan): How many people… have you eaten?

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Tommy: Hi baby, how are you?

Buck: I’m stressed… wait, say that again.

Tommy: How are you?

Buck: No, the first word.

Tommy: …Hi?

Buck: 🫠

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Buck: We need to get through this locked door. Tommy, give me your credit card.

Tommy: Here.

Buck, pocketing it: Thanks. Ravi, kick down the door.

[Tommy s*gar d*ddy confirmed]

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Buck, trying to ask Tommy out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

[Us]: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

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Buck: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.

Tommy: What club?

Hen: The hating Tommy club.

Tommy: …The fuck? I should be the leader of that club!

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Chimney, knocking on the door: Tommy, open up!

Tommy: It all started when I was a kid.

Chimney: That’s not what I-

Buck: Let him finish!

[tommy begins s9]

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Buck: Tommy and I don’t use pet names.

Ravi: I see. Hey, what do bees make?

Buck: Honey?

Tommy: Yes, dear?

Buck:

Ravi: Don't ever lie to my face again.

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Hen: What time is it?

Buck: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out

Buck: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Tommy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Buck: It's 2 am

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Chimney: We need a diversion. I say Tommy gets naked.

Buck: No.

Chimney: I could get naked.

The squad: NO!!!

[us: yes, please]