[sorry for the disappearing act, everyone. the past couple of months were a bit rough, but i'm hoping to get back on posting during the new year. happy 2026, hope it's a good one for all of us ๐ฅฐ]
Hen: So are you two dating now?
Buck & Tommy: Yes.
Hen: Why?
Buck: I happen to find Tommy very appealing.
Hen: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Tommy.
Tommy: Evan annoyed me today so I told him that I canโt wait to see what he has planned for our special day tomorrow.
Chimney: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Tommy: But there is something special about watching the color leave his face as panic takes over.
Buck: Hereโs a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Tommy: Evan, no.
Ravi: Mistlefoe.
Tommy: Please, stop encouraging him.
Tommy: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Chimney: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"?
Buck: Ya know... it might be.
[Chim is so tired of them]
Buck: You know what body part to avoid if youโre a cannibal?
Tommy: Evanโฆ what the hell?
Buck: Spinal cord could have prions. Kuru. Zombie disease.
Tommy: โฆOkay?
Buck: Liverโs toxic. Kidneys are waste. Not worth it.
Tommy (deadpan): How many peopleโฆ have you eaten?
Buck: We need to get through this locked door. Tommy, give me your credit card.
Tommy: Here.
Buck, pocketing it: Thanks. Ravi, kick down the door.
[Tommy s*gar d*ddy confirmed]
Buck: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
Tommy: What club?
Hen: The hating Tommy club.
Tommy: โฆThe fuck? I should be the leader of that club!
Chimney, knocking on the door: Tommy, open up!
Tommy: It all started when I was a kid.
Chimney: Thatโs not what I-
Buck: Let him finish!
[tommy begins s9]
Buck: Tommy and I donโt use pet names.
Ravi: I see. Hey, what do bees make?
Buck: Honey?
Tommy: Yes, dear?
Buck:
Ravi: Don't ever lie to my face again.
Hen: What time is it?
Buck: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out
Buck: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*
Tommy: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING
Buck: It's 2 am