incellectuals (parody)

Writer. Lesbian. Army Vet. Texan. Hoya. She/Her. italianx.🇮🇹🏳️‍🌈

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Hi

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@elonmusk I’m gay

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I’m gay

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@JacobDJAtkinson @downvideobot

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Day 1 at the gym just took a shit is this the work out?

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pretty girls always end up get mad at ME over high prices like bro i didn’t decide on them leave me alone 😭

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Adulting in 3 words: it’s always watching

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One thing about me… I hate small talk. i’m so dramatic but idc

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cat owners be like: omg! so cute!

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when im in love i be obsessed, Forehead kisses make his throat a little deeper, trust me 😂😂

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me: im gonna start having fun & being productive on my days off

me on my days off:

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Cooking for 3 hours 🤝 I hacked my boyfriend's phone,

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Direct deposit: $1,400

Me at Subway: “Adam Levine said SHE will be loved. Didn’t specify WHO. Pay attention people!”

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“why would i lie” gotta be the "i would’ve been in lunch right now”

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imagine insulting me then i just “I miss u” send me proof of u crying rn

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but he made me feel special (shitting in a box addressed to my boss)

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on a vacation you really gotta wake up at 7am to start your day or you're going to die 😭😭