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Brigitte Bardot was right.

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Happy 2025! This is our year, ladies!

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This isn't getting clocked as satire because it is NOT satire when people say it about autonomous vehicles. "So what if children and the blind can use them, they don't stalk and rape their riders, and they kill far fewer people than human drivers? WHAT ABOUT THE JOBS?!?"

[Ax🕸️ @wireheaded]

@dhawkins__ @remarks Solving cancer will take jobs of hundreds of thousands of people employed in the medical field. Perhaps you should think about that first before being so pro-AI

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@NYTWA You imbeciles asked for this. Lie in the bed you made.

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@emilyinvc We already solved this.

[Throwing Things Daily @ThrowingObjects]

Cash (GTA)

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@DailyMail GOOD. It's about time shelters started putting down problem dogs instead of laundering their bite histories and passing them off as family pets. If pibblywibbly babywaby Bryce could be walked on a leash without mauling his handler, HE FUCKING WOULD BE.

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Rex got a new litter box, which came with a free cardboard lounging box. It even has his name on it! (he can't read)

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@musashi_m_nya We can see you! You are *very* bearlike.

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@siokonbu24 This is Rex in a sunbeam. I hope you can get a cat someday, too.

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@9mmsmg @uncledoomer

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Rex lets me get away with murder.

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The cat is in harmony with his surroundings.

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Rex plots and schemes from the depths of his secret bunker.

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This yarn label is one of Rex's favorite toys. Here's how you play with it: you put your entire face inside and drag it around on the tile to make scrapey, squeaky noises.

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"Is this high ledge securely fastened? ...I'm sure it's fine."

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Rex hung out with his tongue out.

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Rex climbed up a countertop to get to this bag. Worth it!

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"She still would've lost!" Probably. But there's a big-picture difference between losing as a loser and losing as a collaborator in a multi-billion dollar welfare scam on behalf of proudly unassimilable foreign pirates.

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

She shoulda picked Shapiro.

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@letsgoeli @ManletThorin Mass Effect 2: Overlord.

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@NYCMayor Cry more, retard.

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@SpacedOutPixie @cremieuxrecueil Pit bulls are an agricultural pest. They bite through enclosures and kill the animals people rely on for food and income.