Driving downtown with my wife and she coyly asks why I can’t stand driving through a certain neighborhood. I say, “it’s full of niggers”. She playfully rolls her eyes. I say, “we should kill them all”. She bites her lip. I say, “if only they were people”. She reaches for my belt.
@FCC Commercials are three times louder than whatever it is I’m watching and I’m tired of blackening my neighbor’s wife’s eye over it because it’s kind of a long walk. Fix it.
My wife wants me to pick up this vintage looking bed frame with an attached set of night stands, looks very 70s. It’s a little more than what I think we ought to be spending right now, but in the grand scheme of things seeing my wife happy is worth more. Muslims aren’t people.
Watching retards purposely wreck everyone in your rearview in nascar 26 is really funny until you’ve finally got a good run going after twelve races and Limpbzkt812 screams into you from the top of the track right before the checkers
The #FBI has added Satinderjeet Singh to its Ten Most Wanted Fugitives List. He is #wanted for his alleged involvement in the Lawrence Bishnoi Organized Crime Group, which is allegedly engaged in a variety of violent acts in Southern California and across the United States and Canada. A reward of up to $1,000,000 is offered for information leading to his arrest: https://t.co/EAfwNwzJQD
Fat faggot in a polycule who does drag brings up his showstopper for judgement.
Me: I don’t like this guy, he’s very sinister.
Wife: Is it the devil horns he’s wearing?
Me: No, but that’s not helping.
Started watching the new season of the Great British baking show with the wife and after one episode I already have my three favorites, which happen to be the only actual British people in the field of twelve.
Major incident declared near RAF Fairford in Gloucestershire, UK, after several people arrested on suspicion of explosives offences https://t.co/hPGGNVieiO