Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭

I just want everyone to be taken care of, why is that so hard?! she/her, BLM, M4A, GND, ACAB, $ABiComNPC

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

@KITKAT Houston TX

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

@KITKAT new Oops! All Chocolate just dropped

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Boomers Blame The Internet For Children Bullying Each Other To Death As If They Didn't Literally Throw Rocks (and worse) At Black Children For *checks notes* Existing

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

@UnderArmour I've got a bone to pick with you

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

Imagine Bribing Your Son With A PS5 If He Can Convince His Mother To Let Him Change His Last Name That You Weren't Around To Give Him When He Was Born. Imagine Thinking You Are A Good Person For This. Imagine.

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

I Found Myself Judging People For Watching A Taylor Swift Concert In A Movie Theater But Then I Remembered I Once Owned A Spice Girls Concert On VHS So I Decided To Shut Up And Let People Enjoy Things

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

Is this to piss off the Italians?

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

NFL Stats Be Like:
He's only the 2nd QB to throw for 359 yds with 2 rushing TDs in the rain while Mercury is in retrograde in Monday Night Football history

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

@ginKerafleW I'm so sorry for this loss. I lost my mother when I was 7 and was never really talked to about death and grief. Those babies need all the love and reminders of her y'all can handle. Sending you hopes for peace and grace during this time.

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

This is an appalling email

[palash pandey @palashp40616755]

@AskLyft Thank you showing such amazing empathy and grace. The first thing that I'm concerned about right now is the $20 return fee on return of my "item". I'm never using for godforsaken app again and advise everyone to do the same.

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

I Didn't Think Anything Would Disgust Me More Than @ChickfilA Supporting Torturing LGBTQ Youths Until I Saw Their Commercial For The New Pimento Cheese Sandwich 🤢

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

@YaNanous 🤣 have a good day, dude

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

What even is this example sentence? 😳😬

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

@YaNanous 🙄🙄

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

💀

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

@Eve6 If the bar were any lower, he'd lose his head.

[Mysanthropic Philanderee ☭ @incogmys]

Don't be this parent 😒

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

The Jets on 9/11 had better luck