Charlotte

29, Derbyshire. Be happy! No-one gets remembered in this listless, loveless life, for things they didnt do.

[Russ Cook @hardestgeezer]

Day 278 of running the entire length of Africa. Need your support now more than ever on this one. Appreciate you all🫡

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

When Salt Bae dies, the relative scattering the first dirt on his casket has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time.

[David__Osland @David__Osland]

Last time I checked, no striking junior doctor had ever ripped the NHS off for £200m of unusable PPE

[Jonathan Adamson @adamsonjon]

I had genuinely never seen a child with measles in my paediatrics career until 2 weeks ago and I’ve seen multiple every day since.

Not a single one in a child who had their MMR (even just first dose if not old enough for their preschool booster yet).

Vaccinate your children!

[Charlotte @incoherenttwit]

@gregjames @felixwhite @jimmy9 @itsmattchin @TailendersPod
Trying to sort trains for later, can I ask roughly how long second part is pls? Will you be on stage until curfew at 11? Go well cheeeers

[Sarah @idlewildgirl]

Looks like a 15 year old lad has stabbed a girl with a machete because she broke up with him, and people wonder why amplifying people like Andrew Tate is so problematic

[Sarah Hollowell 🦝 @sarahhollowell]

Laying in bed every night thinking "Wow, it would be so nice to read before bed." The book is right next to me. I have chosen the book. I have prepared the book. Why can I not pick up the book. Why can I not open the book and read the book. Why is there only Scrolling.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Charlotte @incoherenttwit]

Met @gregjames 11 years ago today when he DJd a young farmers ball 😎

[Charlotte @incoherenttwit]

This is 😱

[Leah Remini @LeahRemini]

1. Many of you know about Shelly Miscavige, the wife of Scientology's leader David Miscavige, who has been missing for over 15 years.

Well, I have got a hell of an update for you…

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[The Royal Family @RoyalFamily]

The Queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon.

The King and The Queen Consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Queen Elizabeth II, the UK’s monarch for the past 70 years, has died aged 96 https://t.co/nuFdc3PV49

[Charlotte @incoherenttwit]

In 3 days I will be… 30 😭🤮

[Jezebel Spirit, Allegedly 🩷💛💙 @Dragonfly_Darcy]

I didn't know who Andrew Tate was but my 12yo son did.

Parents, they're coming for your boys. They market misogyny and racism to cishet white boys, in a package that seems appealing. Talk to your kids, have hard conversations. It's important.

[Claire Wong @ClaireRWong]

Guys, I think I’ve solved it. Hear me out...

We make any day the temperature goes above 32C in the UK an automatic bank holiday

And then watch the big corporations scramble to fix climate change ASAP

[JohnMtz ☀️ @johnmtzz]

Two incomes is better than one ! so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial freedom advice !

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Why are we letting the government do what it’s doing? I’ve properly had enough.

[ScottT @Scott217]

The successful ambush was led by Sgt. Meow.

[Hilliat Fields @hilliatfields]

Whose in favour of bringing back using Roman Numerals?
I for one.