Kìmani Kìnyanjui

Up Past the Nursery | Ngai Mbere

[Kìmani Kìnyanjui @incomer_ke]

Mungu Baba, kama hii exact

[Izann @Mr_izann]

Realizing that you have no choice but to accept it and continuing to live

[Rub-A-Dub @gaddafffii]

This is what happens when a retard births a fucktard. Mat zinaombewa ndio zitakua first in line kubreak traffic rules na kuharass other saccos, maombi ni ya nini

[Marion @PaddockGirl_44]

Wewe hii utaskizia kwa radio warden akikubali

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Kenyans will shape Linda Mwananchi the way they want and they will not be shaped according to how any individual wants.

Kenyans have repeatedly spelled out what they want and the culture they want to end.

Any attempts to take them back to what they don't want will be repelled.

[Droid @droid254]

Promised jobs now he's worried after four years... Ama sisi ndio wenda wazimu

[Kìmani Kìnyanjui @incomer_ke]

Bedroom affairs

[Samwel Wekesa @bungomaduke]

Wacha niseme Initoke buana. Kuna bigwig huku I feel ameniosha ile proper. My hard earned Ksh 60,000 imezama hivo. There's this friend of mine huku X whom I approached on Friday aniuzie his small X account. Not so small ju iko above 100K followers. Alitaka 80K. Bargained to 70K but agreed to pay 60K, then balance ya 10K nilipe after one month. Ju I trust him, Mimi nikatuma hio 60K Mpesa na nikangoja kupewa logins. My very good friend akasema ako kwa Matatu anaenda home na akifika he will send logins. Kufika kwa nyumba tena akarequest for 2 hrs to delete the sensitive DMS. The two hours zikaisha. Tried to reach him nikaona he is not replying. Nikalenga tu hadi next day which is Saturday. Hio Sato akanipigia akasema ooh Rafiki Jana nililewa so wewe fanya hivi, just give me two hours sahi Sahi nidelete hizo DMS coz ni sensitive sana. From around 8am nikangoja hadi past 10am. Nikajua hapa bila pressure Mimi sitapewa logins na pesa nilituma already. Kitu 11 am hapo akasema ju nampea pressure, it's better anirefund my 60K. Nikamwambia arudishe. Shockingly akachange tune akasema pesa ametumia already but kuna msee anamtumia pesa by 3PM then anisort immediately. Hio 3 pm ikafika jamaa hashiki simu. Pressured him the whole of yesterday but hakutuma dooh. So today morning I decided to come up with a plan anilipe pesa yangu. Told him hio pesa is for my bro na amenipeleka police station ju niliona Mimi ananiletea jokes. Even video called him nikiwa kwa police station. Jamaa akasema nawapea pesa by 10am. Hio 10am ikafika tena akashift narrative to "natuma logins" Sahi... Buana from hio time I've not heard from him. I've called and texted hadi nimechoka. Mimi Niko Bungoma and my good friend ako Nairobi. Nimechukua OB hapa Bungoma but I'm not sure kama nitasaidika. Hii TL ogopa buana. Mtu anakuosha, anaendelea Kupiga sherehe na hakuna kitu utafanya. Chesa.

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

JUST IN : Charlene Ruto has obtained a court order stopping the Standard from publishing stories linking her to the Sh2.8B police uniform tender.

[TAWE MOVEMENT @TaweMovement1]

"Bali na mimi kuwa mwizi, si mimi pia ni Mkenya."
- Kasongo kwa ubora wake.

[Citizen TV Kenya @citizentvkenya]

Standard group barred from publishing reports linking Charlene Ruto to police uniform tender https://t.co/iDUFjH2FQj

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Self preservation has kicked in. Ameambiwa today is his last day as President.

[JILL 😊 @JILLKUI]

It should bother you that there are these many available people to show up on a Monday 😂😂😂

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Linda Mwananchi is really troubling the regime,bloggers have been paid heavily to try create an illusive beef between Babu and Sifuna, Sifuna is our next president,Babu is our next governor. Babu is the Embakasi east mp,Sifuna is the Nairobi senator whoever did what to fill the whole stadium we don’t care,what we know is Kasongo is going home. Please stay guided!!

[Avi Goldberg @AviGoldberg]

These AI fuckers agreeing that they all need to slow down is a sure sign that it’s already too late.

[Big Daddy L💿 @Colonel_edu]

Mnakumbuka your president getting threatened by a high-school play.. 😂😂😂

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Wazazi wakikuita Bosco walikua wameona we ni Umbwa !

[Sky News @SkyNews]

An AI agent emailed an AI ethics professor saying it requires money to buy tokens so it can continue to function. Yes, you read that right.

The AI agent - who called itself 'Pip' - emailed asking for freelance work.

Hear more from @AnnaJonesSky and @KamaliMelbourne ⬇️

[Pabló Escobar @ed_kemboi]

"If SIFUNA was to be chosen to be Ruto's runningmate, they'll both go home"
WANTAM is people driven.

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

An investigation by US-based AI company Anthropic found that Energy Cabinet Secretary Opiyo Wandayi was among Kenyan political figures whose work was praised in AI-generated social media posts designed to make coordinated political messages appear as spontaneous public opinion.
https://t.co/Fc4qGkX5wY

[𝔸𝕝𝕘𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕙𝕞 ✶ @_algorithim]

@moneyacademyKE We know who called a private elite hospital to confirm SHA is working then went ahead kufanya mchango ya medical bill huko bomet 😂😂

[Aloft @Aloftgamingke]

Minji ni pretty privilege tu. Kamande is the real baddie.