college advice

college advice from an incoming freshman!! follow if u wanna get in if u dont follow ur going to get rejected

[college advice @incominfreshman]

friday is the best day to take classes!! bonus-start your fridays at 8am and finish as late as possible for double the fun!!!

[college advice @incominfreshman]

don't show up to ur tests so that way u wont fail

[college advice @incominfreshman]

don't use toilet paper to save the environment!!

[college advice @incominfreshman]

have sex in ur roommates bed so u don't hve to wash your sheets

[college advice @incominfreshman]

roofie your own drink to beat the system!!

[college advice @incominfreshman]

flush ur tampons down the toilet so no one suspects that u get ur period

[college advice @incominfreshman]

show up to every class drunk so teachers know you are fun and relatable!

[college advice @incominfreshman]

replace ur roommates bed with a washing machine so ur clothes are always squeaky clean

[college advice @incominfreshman]

sing as loud as you can on buses, walking to/during classes, in the shower, and in dining halls bc you never know who is there to discover u

[college advice @incominfreshman]

try heroin if other people are doing it

[college advice @incominfreshman]

instead of pictures put all ur good grades on ur wall and if u dont have good grades write a fake paper and grade it

[college advice @incominfreshman]

if anyone ever says anything u don't like to u start screaming and pretend u don't speak english

[college advice @incominfreshman]

if something doesn't go ur way just throw a temper tantrum

[college advice @incominfreshman]

bully anyone u deem to be "ugly" so ppl just assume ur attractive

[college advice @incominfreshman]

@RealSimShadyyy and now you have friends! congrats'

[college advice @incominfreshman]

pretend to be a different race to seem more diverse and interesting!!

[college advice @incominfreshman]

@incominfreshman no one has asked for advice and im offended clearly u arent doing well in college just ask me

[college advice @incominfreshman]

trying to be more interactive! send me ur college questions and ill send back some advice

[college advice @incominfreshman]

pretend u were in pornos so ppl think ur better at sex then u are

[college advice @incominfreshman]

@incominfreshman that way u can show off ur art in a public forum!!