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somewhere there’s danger, somewhere there’s injustice, somewhere else the tea’s getting cold || they/them Bi Enby

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@ice_liqour I swear to god every time I see something about Lumity I just get the biggest grin, it’s unexplainable but I’m still happy

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@ice_liqour *Pulls out a chair, sits on it backwards and reveals a notebook and pen from nowhere*

Go on...

[J 🐼 @thay3r_ic0b]

Feds getting ready to bust in to Antifa HQ ..

[britt 💜 @gen1britt]

Rt if you think pansexuality is valid and not biphobic

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@MeatPulp_ @CJemerald101 @handsonrilow I need to be on these, I shall make it my mission

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Seeing lumity makes me hopeful that someone does in fact have a crush on me but I’m too much of a loveable dumbass to figure it out

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@BoitheB @ztrwb How weirdly civil for a conversation like this to end up

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@ThatcherFunFact Da bitch should stay dat way

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@Nova_Scotia_23 @_burntlime_ @AshLawrence_803 @pawpawchan48 I sincerely hope you’re joking, but a quick flip through your tweets makes me doubt that

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@moosekababs Meanwhile I have/am none of them so it’s both worse and better

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*country

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Hear rumours of toy
Photos of toy appear
Review of toy appears
INTERMISSION
Toy is sold out
Toy is announced
Toy is exclusive to one county that you don’t live in
Repeat previous steps for several other toys
Toy is released

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@Ziltch3 We all are, we’ve each chosen an individual bone that we’re gonna break, I’ve got dibs on one of your teeth

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@Hasbro Placing “you don’t want to miss” and “for US and CAN fans only” is such a cosmic level of irony that I refuse to believe they’re not just taking the piss

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@Q_Review It’s always the ones you suspect the most

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@Dunkerlagg If this is challenging mutual to a fight, then I feel like if I use a lot of running I could take you on

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@Ziltch3 Probably die considering a single finger is enough to accidentally squash me

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@Nova_Scotia_23 @_burntlime_ @AshLawrence_803 @pawpawchan48 You heard it here first folks, straight women are a sin

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@HouseholdWheel Thing fuck?
Fuck thing?
Fuck! Thing
Thing! Fuck
Fuck? Thing!
Thing? Fuck!
Fuck, thing
Thing: Fuck

Every body loves kung fu fuck-thing