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(in)correct quotes from the heartstopper world characters | dm your suggestions if you want to

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darcy, nervously: tara?

tara: i just got done in the shower! i’ll be down in a minute

darcy: just take your time, you can’t rush beauty and you’re so beautiful, I love y-

tara: whatever you broke, it better be fixed by the time i get down there

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nick: sleepy is so much cuter than tired, everyone needs to stop saying tired and start saying sleepy!

tao: i’m so sleepy of your shit

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charlie: i'm much more than my sexuality, it doesn’t define me

charlie to a random student three minutes later: move i’m gay

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darcy: your boyfriend is calling you

elle: tao is not my boyfriend

elle, answering the phone: hi, babe

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nick: i don't follow the rules

nick: i follow dogs on instagram

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elle: how did you two get in an accident?

nick: i was driving and there was a deer on the road so charlie yelled «nick, deer!»

charlie: and?

charlie: tell her what you said

nick:

nick: i said “yes, love?”

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charlie: i don't need to go to bed, i’m not tired, i'll be fine

nick: but, love, i'll be so lonely without you, come curl up in my arms so i can feel whole again

charlie: oh well... wait, are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

nick: is it working?

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elle: who else here thought tao was my boyfriend?

elle: tao, put your hand down

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tara: i can’t believe we’re stuck in this room together

darcy, swallowing the key: truly unfortunate

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nick: i think i’m in love with you

charlie: you mean as friends?

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tara: i don't think your parents approve of me

darcy: don't worry about it, they don’t approve of me, either

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tao : [creeping behind nick to hit him]

nick, loudly : i hope no one is about to attack me from behind because i'm thinking about making cookies later

tao pausing:

tao: what kind?

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darcy, [rolling down the car window]: what seems to be the problem, officer?

the officer: get the FUCK out of my car

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aled: do it or you are straight

nick: [loud gasp]

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tori: so i got banned from charlie’s bedroom because i am apparently a 'liability' and 'reckless' and 'victoria'

tori: that last one is just my name, but you should hear the way charlie says it

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tao, seeing nick and charlie interacting: they’re cute, would put them on a boat

isaac: you mean you… ship them?

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darcy: how come whenever i have fun, it’s considered “wrong”?

tara: people get HURT when you have fun

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a rugby player from the school team: think fast! *throws a ball at charlie*

charlie: *gets hit in the face*

charlie: *sobs*

nick and tao appearing of nowhere: WHAT DID YOU DO

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charlie: why is tao crying?

darcy: he said the only food that can make you cry is an onion

charlie: …and?

darcy: i threw a watermelon at him