2pm texts

all these conversations are 100% real

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junho: this date is boring
chansung: this isn't a date. i told you i was going to the store
junho: then why did you invite me?
chansung: i specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "fuck you, i can do whatever i want" and followed me here

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a saesang is literally threatening junho and wooyoung to the point where taecyeon feels the need to tweet about it while JYPE continues to do NOTHING??? disgusting. @jypnation @follow_2PM get your act together and protect your artists.

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junho: i think i’m gonna lay down-
hottests: oh thank god finally
junho: the law! you thought i was going to bed? capitalism never sleeps, i’m releasing another album

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interviewer: chansung, you picked junho as the most hot tempered member. could you tell us why?
chansung: well, there was this one time i asked him to bring me a glass of water while he was pissed at me, and he brought me a glass full of ice and said “wait”

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nichkhun: today we’re going to be trying snacks from korea
nichkhun: have you ever heard of korea?
wooyoung: no
nichkhun: wooyoung you’re korean

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minjun: so i have this beautiful rock, wooyoung gave it to me
nichkhun: he threw it at you
minjun: he’s so sweet

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minjun: i'm a confident driver
junho:
junho: you almost ran over taecyeon
minjun: but with confidence

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taecyeon, looking in kitchen cabinets: damn, there’s no snacks

nichkhun:

nichkhun: i’m literally standing right here

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junho: i have a black belt

chansung: in what? karate?

junho: no from gucci

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nichkhun: s(he) be(lie)ve(d) 😔
wooyoung: SBEVE 😔

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wooyoung, flexing: you see these arms?
wooyoung: wii sports resort

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Are those conversations real?? 🤔 — ........................... yes https://t.co/VBO0Cl9QwE

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interviewer: what’s your greatest strength?
taecyeon: i'm a great flirt
interviewer: what's your greatest weakness?
taecyeon: those eyes of yours
interviewer:
taecyeon:
interviewer: please leave

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Are you wooppar? — uhhh no https://t.co/OnrlUMe3wC

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Please rank 2pm members~i knew Woo is gonna be the 1st, isn't he? Lol — 1. wooyoung 2. pm https://t.co/8Jdm0PL7az

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junho: go be with the person you love the most.

minjun: okay. hey, taec?

taecyeon, blushing: yes?

minjun: can you move out of the way so i can get to wooyoung?

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wooyoung: guys from now on i'll be living on my own

2pm: well, okay

wooyoung: your luggage is outside you can leave now

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chansung: do you need help with the dishes?

nichkhun: no it's okay

chansung: okay

[10 mins later]

nichkhun: no one ever helps me in this fucking house

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junho: so what kinda pose should i go for? a sexy one or-

police: sir this is a mugshot

junho: ok and make sure you capture my good side

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minjun: if you had a shot for everytime you made a bad decision would you still be sober?

chansung: yes

junho: maybe a bit tipsy

taecyeon: wasted

wooyoung: dead