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[incorrect captain swan @incorrectCS]

killian: hey do you want to find out your pirate name?
emma: pirate name?
killian: yeah it's your first name
killian: *gets down on one knee*
killian: and my last name
emma: oh my god

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killian: I win
emma:
emma: I have you pinned to the ground
killian: exactly

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emma: QUICK TAKE MY HAND
killian, grabbing her hand: what's happening???
emma, intertwining their hands: nothing, I just wanted to hold hands

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emma: if you think you can look at me with those beautiful blue eyes and get anything you want-
killian: *looks at her*
emma: you are absolutely right

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emma, making dinner: sometimes it feels like you don't trust my cooking
killian, making the same thing: don't be silly, emma

[incorrect captain swan @incorrectCS]

david: killian isn't answering his phone
emma: I'll call
snow: david and I have both tried six times, why would he pick up when you-
killian, over the phone: hello?

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david: is there a word that's a mix between mad and sad?
killian: malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated
emma: smad.

[incorrect captain swan @incorrectCS]

hey just a short message from your account owner but I hope everyone is alright and I hope you can find some normalcy during this christmas time. stay safe everyone. ❤️🖤

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emma: this is so frustrating I hate everything and everyone!
killian: *voice cracks*... everyone?
emma: *sighs* everyone but you

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killian: I want revenge! I want to kill the crocodile!
killian: I want-
emma: *kisses killian*
killian: nevermind I want more of this

[incorrect captain swan @incorrectCS]

computer: please enter password
killian: emma
computer: too weak
killian: EXCUSE ME? SAY THAT AGAIN

[incorrect captain swan @incorrectCS]

[s5 dark cs]
emma: let me see what you have
killian: a knife!!!!
emma: NO

[incorrect captain swan @incorrectCS]

emma in s2: that's fascinating but unless you speak dog, how is pongo gonna tell us anything?
killian in s3: wonderful. anyone fluent in bug?

[incorrect captain swan @incorrectCS]

*at the zoo*
killian: what are they in for?
emma: killian, this is not a prison
killian: so they can leave?
emma: well no, but-
killian, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one murdered someone

[incorrect captain swan @incorrectCS]

[s2-3 ish]
emma: I hate you
killian: according to this picture I drew of us holding hands, that must be untrue

[incorrect captain swan @incorrectCS]

watching cs watching cs
pass the vs say goodbye
true love's test afterwards

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emma: i'm off to work
killian: didn't you forget something?
emma: ah yes *kisses killian on the forehead*
killian: I meant your keys but thank you

[incorrect captain swan @incorrectCS]

killian be like

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[s5 in the underworld]
killian: truth or dare?
emma: truth
killian: when was the last time you slept?
emma: dare.
killian: go to sleep
emma: I don't like this game

[incorrect captain swan @incorrectCS]

all of us @ the writers while watching season 5

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killian immediately after emma put a knife to his throat in s2: