jaebeom: yugyeom, i just want to send you my warmest regards. years down the line, you will remember today as one of the happiest days of your life
yugyeom: thanks hyung, but i’m marrying bambam tomorrow
jaebeom: i know
bambam: (throws pebbles at jaebeom’s window)
jaebeom: *screaming* you have a phone for a reason!
*LOUD BANG*
jaebeom: *opens window* DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR FUCKING PHONE AT MY WINDOW
bambam: i heard there's a new art exhibition in town
youngjae: where?
bambam: in my apartment
bambam: you can come and stare at me
bambam: entrance fee $5
jackson: have you ever seen someone so beautiful that you forget to breathe for a second??
bambam: if you’re asking me if i’ve looked in the mirror before, then the answer is yes
jackson:
jaebeom: did you just give me soap as a birthday gift?
yugyeom: it was jackson hyung’s idea! he asked me to soaprize you!
jackson: I SAID SURPRISE
jaebeom:
#BirthdayBoy_JAYB#HBDJAEB3OM1E
yugyeom: look hyung, i made a gingerbread you! his arms are crossed and his eyebrows are furrowed because he’s annoyed at gingerbread me! do you like it??
jinyoung: *visibly holding back tears* it’s fine
jinyoung: hyung, you are drunk
jaebeom: no i am not
jinyoung: yes, you are
jaebom: no i’m not, you know why?
jinyoung: why?
jaebeom: you see those four glasses on the table? if i was drunk, i would see eight glasses
jinyoung: hyung there are only two glasses on the table
bambam: *teaching english* make a sentence beginning with i
yugyeom: i is—
bambam: no, not is. i am. now try again
yugyeom: i am the nineth letter of the alphabet
bambam: