semi-incorrect loona

#HASEUL: i love my 10 children but i miss having money, can i have no children and 10 money instead?

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

Hi! I am a new incorrect loona account here to share more ot12 nonsense!

-all incorrects are just for fun
-ships are purely fictional
-let's all have fun while we're here

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

@surfbyitzy_ its the other stans that sanitized the fandom,, apparently we can’t post ‘risque’ incorrects anymore 🙄🙄

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

yeojin: being 5'0 is so hard sometimes.

olivia hye: this is true, I remember being 8 and not being able to reach anything.

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

yeojin: i’m terrified of the backstreet boys

yves: tell me why-

yeojin: *screams*

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

olivia hye: oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it's "intelligent" and "really cool".

olivia hye: but, when I do it it’s “petty” and “need to let it go.”

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

yves: does this outfit make me look fruity?

gowon: yeah, kinda.

yves: good.

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

chuu: do you know why koalas aren’t classified as bears?

jinsoul: because they’re marsupials.

chuu:

jinsoul:

chuu: [starts to leave]

chuu, mumbles under her breath: because they’re marsupials- NO, IT’S BECAUSE THEY DON’T HAVE THE KOALAFICATION.

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

kim lip: i'm picking up the cake tomorrow

jinsoul: okay I'll check on our ring bear then

kim lip: ...you mean ring 'bearER', right?

jinsoul:

kim lip:

kim lip: jinsoul look at me and say 'I promise I'm not bring a dangerous animal to our wedding'

jinsoul:

kim lip: JINSOUL?!

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

jinsoul, drunk: bro we can't go in there, it says "18+" and there's only two of us.

yves, equally drunk: dude, you're so dumb. let's just invite more people!

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

olivia hye: i love girls

choerry: like, in the feminism way or the gay way?

olivia hye: yes

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

jinsoul: did you know that tigers have “false eyes” on the back of their ears to discourage predators from attacking them from behind?

hyunjin: i am slightly less terrified of tigers and 1000 times more terrified of whatever the fuck a tiger considers a predator.

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

yves: hey, what are you doing?

olivia hye: playing sims.

yves: oh hey, that one kinda looks like me. did you make me a sim?

olivia hye:

yves: oh, she’s going in the pool. i guess she's great at swimming!

olivia hye:

yves: hyejoo, why did you remove the pool ladder?

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

yves: R E S P E C T, find out what it means to me

kim lip: YOU CANT BREAK INTO A CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE AND SONG NUMBER WHENEVER WE GET INTO AN ARGUMENT

yves, kicking out the background dancers: alright fine will do it the boring way

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

kim lip: [sends jinsoul a selfie with rows of empty seats in the background]

kim lip, texting: look at all these people wanting to date you

jinsoul: jungie, you're in the picture

kim lip: did i stutter?

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

hyunjin: [hands kim lip the phone] your girlfriend is calling

kim lip: jinsoul is not my girlfriend!

kim lip: [into the phone] hey babe

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

olivia hye, thinking: don’t be awkward around her

choerry: nice weather

olivia hye: thanks

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

jinsoul: *texting kim lip while drunk* babe! i'm being kidnapped! i don't know where i am or where they're taking me, please come find me!

kim lip: *checking her phone and turning around in the driver's seat* it's me you ding-dong. i'm taking you home.

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

gowon: i have good news and bad news

yves: okay... bad news first

gowon: the fire i started in the kitchen is out of control

yves: WHAT––

gowon: *holds up a perfectly toasted pop tart* wow, so you don't even CARE about the good news...

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

olivia hye: did you put glitter in the detergent?!

choerry: i'm experimenting with some entrepreneurial ideas. that one's called 'sparkle suds'

olivia hye: stop putting glitter in everything! this morning, you put glitter in the butter.

choerry: disco dairy. spread the party

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

kim lip: i sent you guys to the store to get some milk, bread, and eggs.

chuu: yup!

kim lip: so how is it that you guys came back with 5 bags of chips, 7 packs of candy, and none of the things i asked you to buy?

jinsoul: clearly, we got distracted

[semi-incorrect loona @incorrectIoona]

heejin: does anyone know the password to the company computer?

hyunjin: fuck you BBC

heejin: hyun, language!

hyunjin: no, you misunderstood. the password is 'fuckyoubbc'

heejin: no numbers? that's not very safe.