Totally Correct Xicheng

Let's commit the perfect crime, I'll steal an incorrect quote and you like it. Any pronoun is welcome

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

When I Say Xicheng Family I mean this Gym Band

[Rowein ✨Commissions OPEN✨ HATSUKOI-mesa 102 @Rowein_]

Happy VT day!! 🤭💖🫶

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

Do yall remember a time when Jiang Cheng had no fans and like one person on twt fighting for their life with him.

I do

Twas tough

[Livia 🪷 @jiangchengscore]

Jiang Cheng shibari mirror selfie

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

@sisyphvsishere Wow

[addi ☁️ @beefdogcoffee]

congratulations to both of you sect leaders! sect leader jiang has birthed a healthy baby girl.

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

LXC: A-Cheng, you could be nicer

JC: I am

LXC: You threatened A-Huan with a knife

JC: But I didn't stab him!!

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

JC: I'm leaving now. Xicheng-ge is in charge. I’ve left notes for each of you with instructions

WWX: Mine just says "Wei Ying no"

JC: And you can apply that to any situation

[mantou @_mantoudahan]

at least jc can be close to him this way to protect him...
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#mdzs #lanxichen #jiangcheng #xicheng

[addi ☁️ @beefdogcoffee]

oh my god he looks like a bottom from a manhwa

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

@tumblrchanluvr @joy_th0tdiaries Cus it’s your name Pearl

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

LXC: *to jC* I apologise that I picked a fight just for the make-up sex.

JC:

JC: You did what-

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

WWX: So, did you kiss Xicheng-Ge?

JC: No, the moment wasn’t right. Look, this guy could actually be my future husband. I want our first kiss to be amazing.

WWX: Aw, that’s so sweet!

LWJ: So you chickened out like a little bitch.

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

JC *picking up a crumpled sheet of paper*: Huan-Ge! What is this?

LXC: It’s my to-do list.

JC: Really? That’s great. I’m so glad you’re starting to be-

JC: This just says my name.

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

[looking at the restaurant's menu]

LXC: so, dear, you see anything you like?

JC: i don't know, what's venison?

LXC: deer.

JC: what?

LXC: deer.

JC: what?!

LXC: DEER! D-E-E-R!

JC: WHAT?! W-H-A-T!

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

Jeovah witness: Excuse me, sir, I wondered if you found Jesus?

LXC: Oh no, is he missing??

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

JC : hey Lan Zhan, what's your favorite month ?

LWJ : July

JC : why july ?

LWJ : I didn't lie

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

WWX: I dare A-Cheng to prank call dad!

JC: That's it? [takes out phone] siri, call dad

Siri: calling "daddy"

JC: NO NO NO-

[LXC’s phone rings]

JC: we can explain

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

@PlsgiveJLabreak Nobody in that character set was a good person let’s all admit it

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

Kidnapper: I have your family.

JC: Which one I have 2.

Kidnapper: The loud, annoying and never shuts up.

JC: Which one I have 2.

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

@luuuunadiane @demonicfarmer69 JL: IM SECOND?!

[Totally Correct Xicheng @incorrectLanYin]

JC: *casually searching around the room*

LWJ: what are you looking for?

JC: my will to live

LXC: *walks in*

JC: there he is!