Hogwarts incorrect quotes

ㅤㅤㅤㅤHᴏɢᴡᴀʀᴛs Hᴏᴜsᴇs Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs,
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤsometimes ft. The FoundersㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤI SOLEMNLY SWEAR THIS IS A HUMOR ACCOUNT. ❪ ESP/ENG Suggestions⇢MD ❫

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ㅤㅤ Hᴏɢᴡᴀʀᴛs Hᴏᴜsᴇs Iɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ Qᴜᴏᴛᴇs,
ㅤㅤㅤㅤsometimes ft. The Founders.

ㅤI SOLEMNLY SWEAR THIS IS A HUMOR ACCOUNT
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ❪ ESP/ENGㅤsuggestions⇢MD ❫

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Ravenclaw: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Hufflepuff: All I drank was Redbull!

Ravenclaw: How many?

Hufflepuff: Eighteen.

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Gryffindor: Come on, Slytherin. Do something!

Slytherin: I am. I’m ignoring you.

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Gryffindor: [does something stupid]

Ravenclaw: ....

Ravenclaw: ....

Gryffindor: it’s cute how you think your disapproving glare still works on me after all the times i’ve seen it.

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Slytherin: You need a hobby.
Gryffindor: I have a hobby
Ravenclaw: Staring creepily at Hufflepuff from afar isn’t a hobby.

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Hufflepuff: Wait, did you just flirt with me?

Gryffindor: well... I have been for the past several years, but thanks for noticing.

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Hufflepuff: How's the sexiest person here~?

Slytherin: I don't know, how are they~?

Hufflepuff, flustered: I-

Gryffindor, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks!

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Ravenclaw: Why are you on the floor?

Slytherin: I'm depressed.

Ravenclaw: ....

Slytherin: Also I was stabbed, can you get Hufflepuff, please.

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Slytherin: If you had to choose between Gryffindor and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?

Ravenclaw: That depends, how much money are we taking about?

Gryffindor: Ravenclaw!

Slytherin: 63 Knuts

Ravenclaw: I'll take the money

Gryffindor: RAVENCLAW!!!

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Gryffindor: Wow, you were right. How come?

Ravenclaw: I’m a busy person. I have no time to be wrong.

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Hufflepuff: what’s wrong with Gryffindor? He’s been laying on the ground for like 20 minutes now...

Ravenclaw: I think he’s just a bit overwhelmed.

Hufflepuff: why?

Ravenclar: Slytherin giggled

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Ravenclaw, picing up the phone: who's this?

Gryffindor: it's Gryffindor

Ravenclaw: what did he do this time?

Gryffindor: no, it's me

Ravenclaw: what did you do this time?

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Hufflepuff: Gryffindor had a lot of ups and downs. May he rest in peace.

Ravenclaw: He died?

Hufflepuff: Not yet.

Slytherin: He stole her coffee.

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Gryffindor and Slytherin: *fighting again*

Ravenclaw: *reading and drinking tea*

Hufflepuff like:

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Gryffindor and Slytherin: *fighting again*

Ravenclaw: *reading and drinking tea*

Hufflepuff like:

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Slytherin: I want someone to take me out

Hufflepuff: Like on a date or with a sniper gun?

Slytherin: Surprise me

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Gryffindor: Slytherin, you gotta treat a car like you treat a woman.

Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff: [glaring intently] Go on…

Gryffindor: No, I sense I’ve made a mistake of some kind.

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Interviewer to Hufflepuff: So what it's like to marry someone way, way, WAY out of your league?

Slytherin, grabbing the mic: Amazing. I never thought I would ever be this happy.

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Gryffindor: Last night I found out Ravenclaw is a sleep talker.

Slytherin: Oh, really?

Gryffindor: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.

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Ravenclaw: I think you're still suffering the effects of your party last night.

Hufflepuff: All I drank was Redbull!

Ravenclaw: How many?

Hufflepuff: Eighteen.

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Ravenclaw: There are many paths to the same place. Trust me.

Hufflepuff: Just so you know, you sound like a fortune cookie.