Soohyun: I wanted to show you a picture from last night that really upset me, Jun.
Jun: Okay, but in my defence, Hoon bet me $50 that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Soohyun: That's not what I want--YOU DRANK SHAMPOO?!?!?!?!?
Jun: ...Uh...
[Hoon walks by Jun's door and hears muffled crying coming from inside.]
Hoon, quietly: Hey, is he okay?
Soohyun: Yeah, about an hour ago he found out Candyland isn't a real country and he isn't taking it well -- I'm sure he'll be fine, though.
Hoon, tapping on Jun's shoulder: Hey, Jun--
Jun: *glides across the floor* YOU *twirls around* ARE NOT *wooshes his jacket behind him like a cape* PERMITTED *twirls a final time and strikes a pose* TO TOUCH!!
[In a horror film scenario.]
Jun, tereified, whispering: Oh God... oh my God... I'm so scared, bro, I'm scared...
Eli: Hi, Scared... I'm Dad.
Jun: ...
Eli, crying: I'm so sorry, I can't help it--
Jun: We are being chased by a ghost!
Eli: I'm sorry!
Jun: I'm so lazy...
Soohyun, shocked: Don't you dare!
Jun: I can't do anything right...
Eli, angry: SHHHUT up!
Jun: I'm just not good enough...
Hoon, chasing after him, rolling up his sleeves and preparing to attack: I WILL PUNCH YOU WITH FRIENDSHIP!!!!