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*tessa and scott have said none of these quotes ((as far as we know))

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scott: i love you
tessa: i love you more
scott: no, i love you mo-
tessa: don’t start a game you can’t win, scott

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tessa: why would you tell me that?
scott: because I don’t like keeping secrets from you
tessa: you didn’t tell me you were in love with me until I was 26!
scott: that’s when I learned my lesson

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scott: I have such a soft spot for kids
tessa: I was once a kid

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scott: this love song reminds me of someone
chiddy: is it tessa
scott: no!
chiddy:
scott: yes

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andrew: *pretends to stretch his arms*
andrew: *puts his arms around kaitlyn*
scott: *watches andrew*
scott: *looks at tessa*
scott: *pretends to stretch his arms*
scott: *accidentally hits tessa in the face with his elbow*

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tessa: pfft, people really think I’m in love with scott
tessa: they’re absolutely right

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scott: so do you want a spring wedding or one at fall? I’m thinking spring because I don’t want it to be too cold
tessa: scott we aren’t even engaged yet
scott:
scott: SO THAT’S WHAT I FORGOT TO DO LAST NIGHT

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scott, jealous: that guy wanted to buy you a drink
tessa: really? but I already have a drink
tessa: do you think he’d buy me mozzarella sticks instead?

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tessa, walking into the room with scott: hey, we’re back
patch: you’re late
tessa: we have an explanation for that
patch: is it a platonic one?
scott: we no longer have an explanation for that

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kaitlyn: be careful with this whole flirting thing with scott, you’re his type
tessa: god, I hope so
kaitlyn:
tessa: did I just say that out loud?

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scott: psst, tess
tessa: what?
scott: are you awake?
tessa: who else would have said that?!

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kaetlyn: my phone died so I used scott’s to call tessa and she answered the call with “hi baby”
kaetlyn: it’s so sweet that she thinks of herself as a mother figure to me

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jordan, after scott plays a trick on her: what an ass
tessa, staring as he walks past: I know

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scott: *throwing rocks at Tessa’s window*
tessa: you have a phone for a reason
*crashing sound*
tessa: did you just throw your phone at the window?!

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18 year old tessa: do you ever wonder what your future wife is doing?
20 year old scott: what are you doing?

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tessa: is that your hand on my ass?
scott: it was an accident
tessa: it’s still on my ass
scott: it’s still an accident

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scott: I have no fears
tessa: scott, i’m cooking tonight
scott: I have one fear

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tessa: woah, woah, woah- you think i’m into scott?
jordan: yeah, you are
jordan: you mentioned his name 9 times in the last 10 minutes

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marie-france: where’s scott?
patch: doing stuff
marie-france: and where’s tessa?
patch: trying to stop scott from doing stuff

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tessa: i’m gonna take you out!
scott: okay! it’s a date!
tessa: ....I meant that as a threat