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Yes I also run an incorrect Marvel account @incorrect_aveng

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@jemilyquinn Ok this is such a good idea!

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Spencer: We are not doing "Get Help!"
*A Minute Later*
Emily, carrying Spencer: Get help! Please! He's dying! Help him! *throws Spencer at guards, knocking them out*
Emily: Ahh, classic!
Spencer: *gets up* I still hate it. It's humiliating.
Emily, laughing: Not for me, it's not.

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Emily: Hey, let's do "Get Help!"
Spencer: What?
Emily: "Get Help."
Spencer: No.
Emily: C'mon, you love it!
Spencer: I hate it.
Emily: It's great! It works every time!
Spencer: It's humiliating.
Emily: Do you have a better plan?
Spencer: No.
Emily: We're doing it!

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Emily: Everyone, this is our new D.O.G, David Rossi

Rossi: D.O.G?

Emily: Designated Old Guy, all credit to Morgan and Garcia for that.

Morgan and Garcia: *Prideful high-five*

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Derek: You seriously need to calm down.

Spencer: But how can ice cream be birthday cake flavor if birthday cake can be ANY flavor??

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Emily: Hey how would you like your coffee?

Reid: As dark and bitter as my soul

Emily: One glass of milk coming right up

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*Reid and Garcia sitting in jail together*

Garcia: So who should we call?

Reid: I’d call Hotch, but I feel safer in jail

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Reid: I don’t think the therapist is supposed to say ‘wow’ that many times during their first session with a client, but here we are.

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Emily: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Morgan: Go the fuck to sleep

Emily: What gif I don't want to?

Morgan: Fuck You

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Emily: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.

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Spencer: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!

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Garcia: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Morgan: Okay.

Garcia: And make out during the scary parts.

Morgan: Th-

Morgan: The scary parts.

Morgan: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Morgan: What are your goals?

Garcia: To pet all the dogs.

Morgan: No, fitness goals.

Garcia: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.

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Emily: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday

Morgan: Wednesay

Emily: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexiblel

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*JJ teaching Reid how to drive*

JJ: Okay, so you're driving and Morgan and Hotch walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?

Reid: Hotch. He's my dad but I would never hurt Morgan.

JJ:

JJ: The breaks, Spencer. You hit the breaks.

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*Reid and Morgan doing something absurdly dangerous*

Reid: I think Houdini did something like this once! Why, if I recall correctly, he was out of the hospital in no time!

Morgan, deadpan: Well that's encouraging.

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Derek: Hey Emily can I get a sip of your water?

Emily: It's not water.

Derek: Vodka, I like your style!

Emily: It's vinegar.

Derek: Wh-Wha-

Emily: It's vinegar, COWARD.

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Reid: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Emily: What's that?

Reid: Remorse code.

Emily: I'm even angrier now.

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Emily: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited

JJ: If?

Reid: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Rossi, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.

Reid: But – that’s just a trash can.

Rossi: It sure is!