incorrect exo

for funsies | chanbaek biased | requests/submissions open for pairings @ cc/dms | post anyone i want

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

hi, guys!

this is a new incorrect exo quotes account. im chanbaek biased and will post most often about them, but im open to requests in my cc and dms. i hope we can all giggle a little.

please rt / like to spread!

#exo #chanbaek

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

#kaibaek

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

baekhyun: I've been thinking...it's been some time since I've known you.

kai: yes?

baekhyun: and that we are ready to take the next step in our relationship

kai: wait...

baekhyun: *gets on his knees*

kai: hOLY SHI-

baekhyun: *takes out a sticky note" my plat league account.

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

baekhyun: *shrugs* well depends. is it working?

#chanbaek

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

chanyeol: i don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired. it will be fine.

baekhyun, stretching out a hand: but darling, I'd be so lonely without you. come curl in my arms so I can feel whole again.

chanyeol: o-oh. well. are you...trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

teacher: ok guys, here is the work.

sehun, turning to chanyeol: please help me.

chanyeol: *sigh* you're lucky to have me.

sehun: I knOW right?? the only thing I know on this paper is writing my name.

chanyeol: you just spelled it wrong.

#secha #exo

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

this account is growing slowly ^^ we hit 100 followers a while back. i hope we can grow more. have a good day if you're reading this!

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

xiumin: shh, keep quiet. don't move.

baekhyun: you're stepping on my TOE

chen: and your ass is crushing me but I didn't complain!

...

manager: yixing, something is moving in your bag. should we check it?

yixing, with an angelic smile: oh, someone gave me some squirrels!

[klau @kokokbop]

Yixing now carrying a bag for all the gifts he will receive 😂🫶🏻

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

baekhyun: hi, I'm baekhyun!

chanyeol, in his thoughts: *that's it. you're cute. you're my soul mate. we'll be together forever. im in love with you.*

chanyeol: hi, baekhyun. im chanyeol. nice to meet you.

#chanbaek

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

thinking what i should post today. what genre is today?

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

🥺🥺

[ʚ🧸ིྀɞ @dollninii]

Jongin : I really hate the fact that you’re taller than me

Chanyeol : Trust me, there’s an advantage in being shorter

Jongin : And that is?

Chanyeol : When I hug you, you can listen to my heart which only beats for you

#chankai

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

Baekhyun: not every problem can be solved with a knife

Kyungsoo: that's why i carry two

#baeksoo

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

Yixing: are you a top or a bottom?

Baekhyun: i'm a problem

#Banking #Baeklay

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Chanyeol: i wrote you a song

Baekhyun: really?

Chanyeol: a song about how i feel when i'm near you

Baekhyun: show me

Chanyeol, playing the guitar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

#chanbaek

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

Chanyeol, at starbucks: can i get a venti iced americano with twelve espresso shots?

Sehun: sweet chanyeol, just do cocaine

#sechan

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

baekhyun, watching the news: someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

chanyeol: *walks in covered with ink* well, maybe the squid was being a fucking dick.

#chanbaek

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

jongin: trick or YEET?

chanyeol: yeet?

jongin: *throws chanyeol away*

#chankai

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

baekhyun: what do you want to be for the Halloween party?

jongin: yours

baekhyun: yeah

baekhyun: that would be terrifying

#kaibaek

[incorrect exo @incorrect_cbxo]

chanyeol: guys, we're out of candy!

minseok: already? we've only been through three kids!

chanyeol: yes, but one girl said I'd the prettiest ears she'd seen so I just gave her everything.

chanyeol: and I don't have any regrets.

#chanyeol #xiumin

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Chanyeol: Yixing, I thought you were decorating for Halloween.

Yixing: I am.

Chanyeol: you're just hanging encyclopedia pages of birds around the house.

Yixing: you said we had to make jt look scary.

#Chanlay #Chanyeol #Yixing