hi, guys!
this is a new incorrect exo quotes account. im chanbaek biased and will post most often about them, but im open to requests in my cc and dms. i hope we can all giggle a little.
please rt / like to spread!
#exo#chanbaek
baekhyun: I've been thinking...it's been some time since I've known you.
kai: yes?
baekhyun: and that we are ready to take the next step in our relationship
kai: wait...
baekhyun: *gets on his knees*
kai: hOLY SHI-
baekhyun: *takes out a sticky note" my plat league account.
chanyeol: i don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired. it will be fine.
baekhyun, stretching out a hand: but darling, I'd be so lonely without you. come curl in my arms so I can feel whole again.
chanyeol: o-oh. well. are you...trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?
teacher: ok guys, here is the work.
sehun, turning to chanyeol: please help me.
chanyeol: *sigh* you're lucky to have me.
sehun: I knOW right?? the only thing I know on this paper is writing my name.
chanyeol: you just spelled it wrong.
#secha#exo
xiumin: shh, keep quiet. don't move.
baekhyun: you're stepping on my TOE
chen: and your ass is crushing me but I didn't complain!
...
manager: yixing, something is moving in your bag. should we check it?
yixing, with an angelic smile: oh, someone gave me some squirrels!
baekhyun: hi, I'm baekhyun!
chanyeol, in his thoughts: *that's it. you're cute. you're my soul mate. we'll be together forever. im in love with you.*
chanyeol: hi, baekhyun. im chanyeol. nice to meet you.
#chanbaek
Jongin : I really hate the fact that youβre taller than me
Chanyeol : Trust me, thereβs an advantage in being shorter
Jongin : And that is?
Chanyeol : When I hug you, you can listen to my heart which only beats for you
#chankai
Chanyeol: i wrote you a song
Baekhyun: really?
Chanyeol: a song about how i feel when i'm near you
Baekhyun: show me
Chanyeol, playing the guitar: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
#chanbaek
baekhyun, watching the news: someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!
chanyeol: *walks in covered with ink* well, maybe the squid was being a fucking dick.
#chanbaek
chanyeol: guys, we're out of candy!
minseok: already? we've only been through three kids!
chanyeol: yes, but one girl said I'd the prettiest ears she'd seen so I just gave her everything.
chanyeol: and I don't have any regrets.
#chanyeol#xiumin
Chanyeol: Yixing, I thought you were decorating for Halloween.
Yixing: I am.
Chanyeol: you're just hanging encyclopedia pages of birds around the house.
Yixing: you said we had to make jt look scary.
#Chanlay#Chanyeol#Yixing