#Gantetsusai: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
#Fuchi: You would eat yourself?
Gantetsusai: I wouldn’t even question it.
#hellsparadise#Jigokuraku
#Gabimaru, addressing the squad: And if you have any suggestions feel free to put them in the suggestion box.
#Yuzuriha: But – that’s just a trash can.
Gabimaru: It sure is!
#HellsParadise#Jigokuraku
Fuchi: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Tamiya: How can you still say that?
Fuchi: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have
#hellsparadise#Jigokuraku
Yuzuriha: Why are your tongues purple?
Tenza: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Nurugai: I had a red one.
Gabimaru: oh
Yuzuriha:
Sagiri: OH
Sagiri:
Sagiri: You drank each other's slushies?
#Jigokuraku
Kisho: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited
Shion: If?
Jikka: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.
#Jigokuraku#HellsParadise
Yuzuriha: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
#Jigokuraku#hellsparadise
Touma: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response
#Jigokuraku#HellsParadise