incorrect KinnPorsche quotes

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Kim: My soul is dark and cold and has no room for love.

Kim: My heart is so small, the Grinch is jealous.

Chay: Hello!

Kim:

Kim: Fuck!

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Porsche: Why vampires don't bite snowmen?

Kinn: ...

Porsche: Cause they'll get frostbite!

Kinn: I love you and everything but you really need to stop that.

Porsche: Shut up, it was great.

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Khun: I know we don't get along, but I got you this bath bomb as your birthday present. Whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a bath and throw this in. I promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds.

Vegas: This is a toaster.

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@bbubelle thank you for all the memes 😂Merry Christmas! Hope you have a wonderful and amazing Christmas! 🎄💙

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Venice, at 3am, poking Vegas in the eyes: Daddy, daddy, daddy.

Vegas: Hm?

Venice: happy birthday!

Vegas: thanks.

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@ellieicheater Awe thank you!! Merry christmas and happy holidays 💕🎄

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Macau: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU WHO HAS THE BEST BROTHER IN THE WORLD!!

Vegas:

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Porsche: What happened? You’re walking funny.

Pete: Yeah, so Vegas and I tried out a new position yesterday for his birthday, but it didn’t turn out well.

Porsche: ...at this point, I don’t know what to say anymore.

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Pete: Did you like your birthday present?

Vegas: You got me a picture of your face.

Pete: Yeah, so, did you like it?

Vegas: I love it!

Pete: I'll give you an extra special present later.

Vegas, smirks: Oh hell yeah.

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Kinn: Happy birthday! I bought you a plant.

Kinn: [ hands Vegas a very ugly plant ]

Vegas: Thanks, it's... interesting.

Kinn: Yes! It has a strange poisonous fruit.

Vegas: Very interesting indeed.

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Vegas: Will you marry me?

Pete: No.

Vegas: What? why?

Pete: Because first, we’ve been married for five years, second, just because today is your birthday doesn’t mean you’ll get away this time. Now go change our baby’s diaper!

Vegas, pouts: Okay.

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Porsche: Happy birthday to a funny, handsome, successful young man.

Vegas: Thanks Porsche.

Porsche: Oops did I say to? I meant from.

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Pete: Happy birthday, love!

Vegas: Can we not talk about the fact that I'm O-L-D?

Pete: Why do you spell ol-?

Vegas: Shh, if you don't say it, it isn't happening.

Pete: You're so ridiculous, but I love you!

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Pete: It's 1am, what are you two doing in the kitchen?

Vegas: Pancakes. Venice woke me up, hugged me and told me he was hungry so... Wait! You manipulative kid!

Venice: I love you, Dad!

Pete: If I hug you can I have pancakes too?

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Kinn: If you really want to be good at something you need to practice. Practice makes perfect.

Porsche: I don't need to practice, I'm already perfect.

Kinn: I- okay-

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Vegas: Pete... I'm sorry...

Pete: Don't talk to me. Don't even look in my direction. I can't believe you betrayed me. I want a divorce.

Vegas: LISTEN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED THE LAST COOKIE!

Pete: WHY WOULDN'T I WANT IT??

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Macau: Morning, I'm back.

Vegas: I- Macau!? We just had your funeral, we thought you died!

Macau: Dying is for losers, now pass me the cereal box.

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Porsche: Merry Christmas! Here, I got this for you.

Kinn: Oh, thanks babe.

Kinn:

Kinn: This is a framed picture of you.

Porsche: That’s right. Only the best for you, my love.

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Porsche: Throughout the year, I take things from my friends and they think that it's missing.

Porsche: Then on Christmas, I give it back to them.

Pete, opening his gift: I've been looking for this. FOR. THREE. MONTHS!

Porsche: MERRY CHRISTMAS!

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Venice: As my dad once said: get fucked.

Vegas: Just so we’re clear, I have never once said that.

Pete: Yes you have.

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