Kim: My soul is dark and cold and has no room for love.
Kim: My heart is so small, the Grinch is jealous.
Chay: Hello!
Kim:
Kim: Fuck!
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Porsche: Why vampires don't bite snowmen?
Kinn: ...
Porsche: Cause they'll get frostbite!
Kinn: I love you and everything but you really need to stop that.
Porsche: Shut up, it was great.
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Khun: I know we don't get along, but I got you this bath bomb as your birthday present. Whenever you feel stressed, just run yourself a bath and throw this in. I promise, all your worries will be gone in seconds.
Vegas: This is a toaster.
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Porsche: What happened? You’re walking funny.
Pete: Yeah, so Vegas and I tried out a new position yesterday for his birthday, but it didn’t turn out well.
Porsche: ...at this point, I don’t know what to say anymore.
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Pete: Did you like your birthday present?
Vegas: You got me a picture of your face.
Pete: Yeah, so, did you like it?
Vegas: I love it!
Pete: I'll give you an extra special present later.
Vegas, smirks: Oh hell yeah.
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Kinn: Happy birthday! I bought you a plant.
Kinn: [ hands Vegas a very ugly plant ]
Vegas: Thanks, it's... interesting.
Kinn: Yes! It has a strange poisonous fruit.
Vegas: Very interesting indeed.
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Vegas: Will you marry me?
Pete: No.
Vegas: What? why?
Pete: Because first, we’ve been married for five years, second, just because today is your birthday doesn’t mean you’ll get away this time. Now go change our baby’s diaper!
Vegas, pouts: Okay.
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Porsche: Happy birthday to a funny, handsome, successful young man.
Vegas: Thanks Porsche.
Porsche: Oops did I say to? I meant from.
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Pete: Happy birthday, love!
Vegas: Can we not talk about the fact that I'm O-L-D?
Pete: Why do you spell ol-?
Vegas: Shh, if you don't say it, it isn't happening.
Pete: You're so ridiculous, but I love you!
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Pete: It's 1am, what are you two doing in the kitchen?
Vegas: Pancakes. Venice woke me up, hugged me and told me he was hungry so... Wait! You manipulative kid!
Venice: I love you, Dad!
Pete: If I hug you can I have pancakes too?
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Kinn: If you really want to be good at something you need to practice. Practice makes perfect.
Porsche: I don't need to practice, I'm already perfect.
Kinn: I- okay-
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Vegas: Pete... I'm sorry...
Pete: Don't talk to me. Don't even look in my direction. I can't believe you betrayed me. I want a divorce.
Vegas: LISTEN, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED THE LAST COOKIE!
Pete: WHY WOULDN'T I WANT IT??
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Macau: Morning, I'm back.
Vegas: I- Macau!? We just had your funeral, we thought you died!
Macau: Dying is for losers, now pass me the cereal box.
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Porsche: Merry Christmas! Here, I got this for you.
Kinn: Oh, thanks babe.
Kinn:
Kinn: This is a framed picture of you.
Porsche: That’s right. Only the best for you, my love.
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Porsche: Throughout the year, I take things from my friends and they think that it's missing.
Porsche: Then on Christmas, I give it back to them.
Pete, opening his gift: I've been looking for this. FOR. THREE. MONTHS!
Porsche: MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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