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Thomas: And I’d love to be sorry for that, but we all know I’ve done much, much worse.

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Newt: thomas, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Thomas: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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Newt: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Thomas: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Newt: ...

Newt: You mean ring bearER, right?

Thomas: ...

Newt: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Zeus: bro not again

Hades, next to him: stop acting as if i choose them

Newt: *asleep on the grass in Elysium*

Zeus: we've done this once..

Hades: *flashbacks of Achilles & patroclus*

Zeus:

Hades:

Hades: I'll arrange for him to return asap

Zeus: yep. good idea.

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Minho: *staring intensely at cupcake wrapper*

Frypan: Feeling guilty about eating that cupcake?

Minho: I’m debating whether I should lick the wrapper or not.

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Thomas: i should run for president.

Newt: absolutely not.

Thomas: I mean, if not me, who?

Newt: anyone.

Thomas: if not now, when?

Newt: never.

Thomas: why /not/ me?

Newt: a million reasons.

Thomas: thanks newt! Your support means a lot!

Newt: you don't have it.

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Ben: everything okay?

Gally, putting his thumb up: Nope!

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Newt: do you want to talk about it?

Thomas, running his hands through Newt's hair: My nightmares are usually about losing you. I'm okay once I realize you're here.

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Thomas: It's okay! The doctors said all my bleeding was internal! That’s where blood is supposed to be! *genuinely believes it, too*

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Minho: *getting a concussion*

Thomas: are you okay? Do you have a headache?

Minho: Yes. You.

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Inspo: this hollanov fic
https://t.co/f1ulQzWMpH

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@vvitchcraftart on it! check out the most recent tweet

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Had this idea ages ago, should I finally do it?

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What if I do a "gladers read thirst tweets" thing?

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@ILoveSamFrOng__ DEAL! check new tweet!

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The gladers answer your questions!!

Ask whatever you want, and I'll ask the gladers ;p

https://t.co/YKdtr4SODc

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Thomas: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

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Sonya, after Tom and Newt tell her theyre dating: ah thats nice. But keep in mind, im his sister.

Son: I also once hit a guy hard enough to make him choke on the pieces of his broken nose.

Son: now u might be wondering how those things are related.

Son: fuck around n find out.

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Vince: I'm not gonna lie Harriet, your girlfriend terrifies me.

Harriet: oh Sonya? She wouldn't hurt a fly.

Vince: okay, that's reassuring--

Harriet, brightly: she WOULD hurt a man though!

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Bren: excuse me she asked for no pickles

Teresa: <3

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Tom: excuse me he asked for no pickles also u forgot his jalapenos I will literally sue u guys ur done pack it up-

Newt, pulling him away: oookay.

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Gally: excuse me he asked for extra pickles-

Min: NO THE FUCK I DIDNT?