Newt: Okay, Iβm going to get the wedding cake.
Thomas: Perfect, while you do that Iβll check on the ring bear.
Newt: ...
Newt: You mean ring bearER, right?
Thomas: ...
Newt: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.
Zeus: bro not again
Hades, next to him: stop acting as if i choose them
Newt: *asleep on the grass in Elysium*
Zeus: we've done this once..
Hades: *flashbacks of Achilles & patroclus*
Zeus:
Hades:
Hades: I'll arrange for him to return asap
Zeus: yep. good idea.
Minho: *staring intensely at cupcake wrapper*
Frypan: Feeling guilty about eating that cupcake?
Minho: Iβm debating whether I should lick the wrapper or not.
Thomas: i should run for president.
Newt: absolutely not.
Thomas: I mean, if not me, who?
Newt: anyone.
Thomas: if not now, when?
Newt: never.
Thomas: why /not/ me?
Newt: a million reasons.
Thomas: thanks newt! Your support means a lot!
Newt: you don't have it.
Newt: do you want to talk about it?
Thomas, running his hands through Newt's hair: My nightmares are usually about losing you. I'm okay once I realize you're here.
Sonya, after Tom and Newt tell her theyre dating: ah thats nice. But keep in mind, im his sister.
Son: I also once hit a guy hard enough to make him choke on the pieces of his broken nose.
Son: now u might be wondering how those things are related.
Son: fuck around n find out.
Vince: I'm not gonna lie Harriet, your girlfriend terrifies me.
Harriet: oh Sonya? She wouldn't hurt a fly.
Vince: okay, that's reassuring--
Harriet, brightly: she WOULD hurt a man though!
Bren: excuse me she asked for no pickles
Teresa: <3
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Tom: excuse me he asked for no pickles also u forgot his jalapenos I will literally sue u guys ur done pack it up-
Newt, pulling him away: oookay.
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Gally: excuse me he asked for extra pickles-
Min: NO THE FUCK I DIDNT?