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waiter: can i get you started on a soup or salad?

umi: what’s a super salad?

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reporter: matsukura kaito! what are your pronouns

the noel in matsuku’s brain: pro means professional, and a noun is a person place or thing

matsuku, out loud: idol! thank you (:

[vania @cuntkuchi]

noel with travis japan

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umi: yesterday my group members had a 5 minute discussion about where to put me in the car due to my freak level carsickness while I shouted “I can sit in the back! It’s FINE” and they finally let me sit in the back and you’ll never guess what happened next

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noel: a saying i do with the other members is "i'm disappointed but i'm okay" when it comes to not getting to pick first, an event gets canceled, etc, and i literally had to think “i'm disappointed but i'm okay" today when i got an oatmeal raisin cookie instead of chocolate chip

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shizuya: hey does anyone know how many seconds there are in a year??
genta: twelve!
genta: january 2nd, february 2nd, march 2nd, april 2nd, may 2nd…

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genta: i’m like the opposite of artifical intelligence. i’m genuine stupidity.

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(lbr matsumatsu would BE the emergency 💀)

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interviewer: which member would you list as your emergency contact?

chaka: not genta or matsuku
umi: not genta or matsuku
shime: not genta or matsuku
shizuya: not genta or matsuku
noel: definitely not genta or matsuku

genta: matsuku
matsuku: genta

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genta: i’m like the opposite of artifical intelligence. i’m genuine stupidity.

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noel: yesterday I said to my group members “alright my little noodles” and matsuku just whispered to himself in wonder “I’m spaghetti?”

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noel: just told umi that I was certain about something ‘to a reasonable margin of error’ and he said ‘shut up nerd’ and chaka dropped his bowl from laughing so hard

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@potetofurai this is screaming matsumatsu lmao

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“to me, the difference between us is pretty obvious. he thinks the opposite of fire is water, and i think the opposite of fire is no fire.”

-matsukura kaito, on being mistaken for matsuda genta

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matsuku: getting a brain scan today

umi: to check if you have one?

matsuku: thank you so much for your concern and support

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genta: noel says there's something ineffable about us, but i dunno... i think we're a pretty good looking group of guys

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shizuya: my MBTI personality type is ESPN because ball is life

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genta: do you guys know where i could get one of those gold necklaces with the “T” on it?

noel: that’s a cross.

genta: across from where?

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matsukura: for april fools this year genta and i wore each other’s clothes and pretended to be each other all day

miyachika: and?

matsukura: and nobody noticed.