Incorrect WM Quotes

(In)correct quotes of WM, cause they are very extra and say the darnest things.

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Hello Stan Twt! im a fan account dedicated to WM Entertainment Groups (B1A4, Oh my girl, ONF) and i make incorrect quotes of WM altogether! please be respectful to each other the quotes are obviously fake and the Idols don't act like this in real life. thank you for your support!

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Hyojung, preparing to cook : Remember what I told you to buy ?

Wyatt: Milk, eggs and chicken

Hyojung: Good

*A few minutes later*

Hyojung, checking the groceries : I didn't ask you to get cheese, Kinder Joy or a rubber chicken...

Wyatt: You weren't specific

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Hyojung: What are you doing right now?

Gongchan: Helping Arin look for her bag of M&Ms I ate an hour ago.

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CNU: what is he doing out there?

MK, in a corn field: *banging two pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW!!

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Seunghee: we have more in common than you think

Hyojin, helping her: that's a terrible thing to say

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CNU: So, any lucky ladies in your life?

Sandeul, very seriously: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you think I was straight so I can change it immediately.

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*Playing PUBG*

Wyatt: Goodluck, have fun :3

Gongchan: Fuck you.

MK: Eat dick.

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*U as a car salesman*

Customer: cargo space?

U: Car no do that. Car go road

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Seunghee: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

MK: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Sandeul: A realist sees a freight train.

Hyojin: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Arin: why did the banana go to the doctor?

U: cause it was not peeling well

Arin: *slaps and laughs at each other hysterically*

Gongchan: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IT'S 4am!

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CNU: You ever have something that you didn't truly appreciate until you didn't have it anymore?

YooA: Oh, yeah. Keristina.

CNU: Old partner?

YooA: Almond facial scrub. They only make it in Finland.

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Seunghee: You saved me. I owe you my life.

Jiho: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Hyojin: trick or yeet?

Seunghee: ... yeet?

Hyojin: *yeets Seunghee*

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flight attendant: make sure small items are secure before takeoff.

MK: you good?

U: fuck off.

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Arin: I turned out perfectly fine!

Gongchan: Arin-ah, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast

Arin: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

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E-tion, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: Does this answer your question?

Jiho: I never even asked a question.

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CNU: you can’t outrun your problems.

Hyojin: but you can jog slightly in front of them and pretend you can’t hear them because you have your headphones on.

CNu: no.

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CNU: Uh oh... I don't hear anything.

Manager: Well, what's the matter with that?

CNU: Come on, 15 idols and no noise? That's what's the matter with that - I've never heard such a loud silence.

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Sandeul: You underestimated just how much of an idiot you were dealing with.

CNU: No, I am pretty aware.

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MK: if cats knew what sin was, they wouldn't care

Seunghee: I don't care either, FUCK trigonometry