ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷

Incorrect Yoonkook Quotes 🔞 Sometimes NSFW © Most quotes are NOT mine and are curated/modified from the internet

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Jungkook: Look, a flock of cows!

Yoongi: Herd of cows.

Jungkook: Uh, yeah. I *just* said there's a flock of them over there.

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Jungkook: Hyung! Look at how many pull ups I can do in a minute.

Yoongi: Bet you can't do the same shirtless.

Jungkook: What difference would that make?

Yoongi: It's okay, Jungkook. Not every can–

Jungkook, ripping off shirt angrily: Time me!

Yoongi, under his breath: Nice.

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Jungkook: Hyung! This date is boring!

Yoongi: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.

Jungkook: Then why did you invite me?

Yoongi: I didn't. I specifically said, "Don't come with me." Then you said, "You can't tell me what to do," and came anyway.

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Jinkook: *accidentally sets the kitchen on fire*

Jin: We need an adult!

Jungkook: Hyung, you are an adult!

Jin: We need an adultier adult! Get Yoongi!

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Yoongi: Hi, I'm Jungkook's emergency contact.

Hospital Staff: Great! You're here to pick him up?

Yoongi: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Jin, Hobi & Yoongi: *screaming*

Jungkook, running into the room: What's wrong, Yoongi-hyung?!

Jin: Hey! Why are you only asking him that when we're here too?!

Jungkook: Because Yoongi-hyung wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Jungkook: We should be partners.

Yoongi: You mean like, partners in crime?

Jungkook: Yeah... That’s precisely what I meant.

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Club Bouncer Jungkook: You can't stab people with chopsticks. So are you gonna leave, or do I need to carry you out of here?

Namjoon, in defeat: Let’s go, hyung.

Yoongi: Wait.

Namjoon: What?

Yoongi: I’d kinda like to be carried out.

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Yoongi: Okay, but if you're not gay, then why are you always holding my hand, kissing me, and telling people I’m your boyfriend?

Jungkook: Hyung! It's satire!

Yoongi: THAT'S NOT WHAT SATIRE MEANS!

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Jungkook, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir? *giggles*

Yoongi: You know other people can hear you, right?

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Yoongi: We need a diversion! Jungkook, take your shirt off!

Jungkook: On it!

Jimin: No, we don't! Jungkook, put your shirt back on.

Yoongi, whispering: Dammit.

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Jungkook: –cause you're smart and you're cute, and ignoring me, so you're obviously my type.

Yoongi, who was distracted: I'm sorry. What were you saying?

Jungkook: You're perfect...

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Jungkook: Am I ugly?

Yoongi: It’s not about looks, Jungkook. What’s valuable is on the inside...

Jungkook: Hyung...

Yoongi: For example, your heart.

Jungkook, blushing: Aw, stop it!

Yoongi: It could be purchased for more than a billion won.

Jungkook: Seriously, stop.

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Namjoon: This totally sucks, man.

Yoongi: It's horrible.

Namjoon: Yeah, bedbugs are–

Yoongi: No, not that. It’s Jungkook.

Yoongi: It’s just like, I can’t get him out of my head, and every time I look at him I have this pain in my chest, and I just know it’s his fault!

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Jimin: Jungkook–

Jungkook, tearing up: Yoongi-hyung used to call me Jungkook...

Jimin, panicking: Please stop crying. That's just your name.

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

*At the Zoo*

Jungkook: What are they in for?

Yoongi: Jungkook, this isn't prison.

Jungkook: So they can leave?

Yoongi: No, but–

Jungkook, pointing at a penguin: I bet that one murdered someone.

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Yoongi: How do I tell Jungkook that I want him to yell at me like he's Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée?

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Yoongi: As Jungkook's hyung, you have to watch over him while I'm gone. What if he says something to the wrong person and gets punched?

Taehyung: I’d love to see Jungkook get punched.

Yoongi:

Taehyung, sighing: I will stop Jungkook from getting punched...

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Namjoon: Uh, I think I got your lunch…

Namjoon: *holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Yoongi’*

Jungkook: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me.

Jungkook: *holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. And for the love of God, don't break anything.’*

[ɪɴᴄᴏʀʀᴇᴄᴛ ʏɴᴋᴋ⁷ @incorrect_ynkk]

Jungkook: I'm ready. Can you start the movie?

Yoongi: *starts and fast forwards through the movie*

Jungkook: Hyung! You can't just skip to the happy ending!

Yoongi: I don't have time for their problems.