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totally correct quotes for #ZEROBASEONE | please take nothing seriously!

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hanbin: if you're happy and you know it clap your hands!

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hanbin: please clap your hands

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zhang hao: please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

taerae: we got mineral water

hao: NO

gyuvin: with EXTRA minerals

taerae: it's like licking a stalagmite

hao: DON'T COME HOME

gyuvin: mmmmmmm cave water

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[maknae line stuck outside the dorm]

gunwook: damn, it's locked :(

yujin: let ricky try. locks are his specialty.

ricky: *throws a brick through a window*

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matthew: we're all depressed, yayyyy!

taerae: round of applause, everyone

[staggered clapping]

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therapist: so you struggle with depression?

jiwoong: no, i think at this point i'm pretty good at depression. i think i've got depression down to an art. i EXCEL at depression.

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hanbin: honesty is the best policy

gyuvin: when you were in the bathroom i tried to eat your pen

hanbin: wh

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ricky: ARE YOU-

gunwook: fucking.

ricky: KIDDING ME? YOU-

gunwook: fucking.

ricky: IDIOT-

taerae: what's happening?

yujin: hanbin banned ricky from swearing, so gunwook is helping him out

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matthew: what goes up but never comes down?

zhang hao: the amount of stress you bring to this family

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jiwoong: you good?

gyuvin, lying face-down on the floor: i'm sad

jiwoong: shit, me too

jiwoong: wait, no, i mean hi sad, i'm dad

jiwoong: wait, no, what's wrong?

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gunwook: do you know the ABCs of first aid?

yujin: A

yujin: Bone

yujin: Coming out is very bad

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taerae: petition for remove the “d” from "wednesday"

matthew: wednesay

taerae: not what i meant but i'm flexible

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ricky: remember when you dared me to lick that swing set?

hanbin: i didn't dare you. i specifically told you not to lick the swing set and you said “i do what i want” and licked the swing set

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zhang hao: whenever i feel like people are getting too chummy with me, i mess up their name on purpose to indicate that they mean nothing to me

jiwoong: that's actually genius

zhang hao: i'm aware, jerry.

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OH YMGOD

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haruto: i fucking hate mnet

anthonny: watch the language, there are children present

haruto: my bad

haruto: i fucking hate

haruto: *covers takuto’s ears*

haruto: mnet

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@anthonnyjjang professional manifester……….. yuto was one of my nugu picks too

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gunwook: don't fill up on bread, that's how they get you.

gyuvin: that's how they get YOU, coward. i will bankrupt this olive garden.

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yujin: zhang hao took the wheels from my heelys. i feel like an angel with no wings.

yujin: i have to walk down the halls like a peasant and i am LIVID

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taerae: two things today's youth needs to know: one, anything the government says is propaganda. two, 99% of vegetables taste better roasted.

hanbin: you pronounced "boiled" wrong

taerae: my bad. anything the government says is boiled.

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ricky: i have good news and i have bad news

zhang hao: good news first

ricky: well i won’t be doing it again

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jiwoong: did it hurt

matthew: yes

jiwoong: i didn’t finish

matthew: everything hurts