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Beca: im into dark humor.

Chloe: oh

Chloe: *turns the lights off*

Chloe: ..wanna hear a joke?

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During Dance Rehearsals

Aubrey: okay amy, go to the left.

Amy: take it back now y’all.

Aubrey: no i meant-

Stacie, on the other side of the stage: RIGHT FOOT LETS STOMP

Emily, out of nowhere: LEFT FOOT LET’S STOMP

Amy, Emily, and Stacie: CHA CHA NOW YALL

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*playing charades*

Aubrey: One word, covers you? you’re cold, you’re shivering and then you’re not- something soft.. something.. that makes you smile-

Chloe, leaping to her feet: IT’S BECA!

Aubrey: I was going for ‘blanket’ but that’s so sweet I’ll give you the point anyway.

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Beca: do you still fantasize about killing me?

Aubrey: Yes.

Beca: how would you do it?

Aubrey: with my hands.

Beca:

Beca: just so you know, i’m also up for being killed by your thighs.

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Aubrey: so.... in order to get you to join the Bellas.... Chloe..... needs to give you a hug.... because she looks soft and warm?

Beca: did i fucking stutter?

Chloe, readily opening her arms: come here baby.

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Chloe: you know what your problem is? you’re pretty, but no one ever told you to shut up.

Emily: you think i’m pretty??

Chloe: i think you should shut up.

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Beca: i only feel one emotion and that’s anger.

Chloe: you drunk texted every one of us a thousand heart emojis last night.

Beca: out of anger.

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Aubrey: “sleepy” sounds so much better than “tired” everyone should stop saying “tired” and start saying “sleepy”

Beca: i am so sleepy of your shit.

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Stacie: i’ll speak french between your legs.

Flo: that sounds pretty weird.

Emily: im just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis.

Amy: SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA HON TITTY CROISSANTS!

Chloe: titty croissants?

Beca: literally none of you should ever have sex

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Aubrey: Chloe, quick! what’s your type?!

Chloe, bleeding out: uh, short, loud, angry-

Aubrey: your blood type, Chloe!!

Chloe: oh

Chloe: red??

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Beca: im coming out-

Chloe: *gasps*

Beca: ..by Diana Ross is my favorite song

Chloe: oh.. okay.

Beca: because it reminds me of how gay i am.

Chloe: god bless

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Emily: were you ever dropped as a baby?

Beca: bold of you to assume i was held.

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Aubrey: i think you have PTSD

Stacie: yeah i have PTSD.. proficient talent for sucking dick.

Aubrey: i think we need tot all about your use of humor as a coping mechanism.

Stacie: i don’t think you understand how genius what i just said was.

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Emily: if butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans in their stomachs?

Beca: I’m going to pretend you never said that.

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Chloe: hey Aubrey, do you have any bags?

Aubrey: The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Chloe: ...”no” would have been fine

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"Alcohol has taught me that when I'm drunk, I will walk anywhere. Sober me complains about a 10 minute walk, but you tell drunk me that I need to walk 2 miles in the pouring rain? BET."

-Beca Mitchell, probably

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Beca: can you turn on the lights?

Chloe: don’t need to... you’re the only light i need to see in my life.

Beca: Chloe, i can’t fucking see

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Stacie, still awake at 3am: if you work on a farm and your job is to take care of the chickens.. then you are a chicken tender.

Emily, eyes wide staring at the ceiling:

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Amy: it’s moments like these we’ll never forget.

Aubrey: with a good therapist, hopefully i will.