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(in)correct bnha quotes~🙌 “Beat his ass, young Midoriya.” 💥@ todorokii_st on insta~

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momo: being in bed before 9 is honestly so sexy I love being a well rested bitch

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*at bakugou's funeral*

uraraka: I bet he's looking up at us and smiling right now

deku: : looking UP at us?

uraraka: yeah he's in hell for sure

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bakugou: you used to be shy, now you're a whore

deku: character development

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shinsou: "can you multitask" yes I can cry about multiple things at once, thank you

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denki: self-discipline is tough because I'M the boss of me and that guy runs a real loose ship

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mina: I'm too tired to work

tsuyu: so go to sleep

mina: but I have too much work to do

mina: the only solution is to stay up all night not doing it
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dabi: you're the kind of person people write songs about

hawks: thank y-

dabi: like Stupid Hoe by Niki Manaj
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customer: what would you recommend

bakugou: the steak

customer: but I thought you said you were out of steak

bakugou: exactly
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uraraka: what if I don't have a soulmate because I have no soul?

sero: calm down. deku only went to the bathroom
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momo: I really want a bf :/

denki: do you mean bf as in best friend, boyfriend, or bread festival because you are being frankly, unclear

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uraraka: drink some water you beautiful and capable dehydrated bitch

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shinsou: what's my type? someone who is supportive. someone who is warm. someone I can just curl up and relax with. wait I'm describing my bed again
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*at the movies*

someone: do you accept children under the age of two to enter?

mina: no, just cash or credit thanks
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bakugou: my own classmates thought I was a monster

bakugou:

bakugou: they were right of course but it still offended me
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denki: what are your pronouns?

jirou: she/her

denki: how about you turn into my/mine

jirou: how about no/thanks
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all might: are you having a hard time adjusting to high school?

shinsou: I'm having a hard time adjusting to life actually and it's been 16 years
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todoroki: there could be a ghost aggressively breakdancing beside you right now and you'd have no idea

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denki: wanna hear a batman impression?

sero: sure

denki: oh no! kryptonite!

sero: that's superman

denki: thanks I've been practicing
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interviewer: why did you choose our company?

tsuyu: because you are recruiting

interviewer: ok well what can you bring to this company?

tsuyu: a new employee
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hawks: so yo cute ass telling me you don't got no hoes you just a lonely sexy mf??

dabi:

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