incorrect barcedes

they may or may not have said this

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

augusta: why are you naked?
mercedes: i don't have any clean clothes.
maría elsa: yes you do! *opens wardrobe* see? you've got shirts, underwear, dresses, hi bárbara, skirts...

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

mercedes: i miss elsa.

augusta: you still have me.

mercedes: it’s not the same. i can talk to elsa about things i can’t talk to you about.

augusta: like what?

mercedes: annoying things you do and say.

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

mercedes: wait... bárbara, are you flirting with me?

bárbara, rolling her eyes: i have been for a while but thanks for noticing, mercedes.

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

mercedes: that's how i win.

bárbara: but i... i am on top again?

mercedes: i know.

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

bárbara: so, mercedes, what do we say when someone disagrees with us?

mercedes: that's homophobic.

bárbara: no.

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

i'm just here to say something: SOLE'S LITTLE GIRL'S NAME IS JULIETA. I AM NOT OK AT ALL.
LOOK AT OUR HEADER

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

"hay personas que nacimos para trabajar, para luchar..., para amar a otras mujeres como nosotras." - b. román

"el que yo sea mujer no significa que yo sea debilucha. yo tengo los mismos derechos que ustedes." m.m. möller

#InternationalWomensDay

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

mercedes, pointing: may i sit there?

barbara: that's my lap

mercedes: that doesn't answer my question, barbara🙄

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

maria elsa: i fould out mechita's ears turn red when she lies and now i can tell if she’s really lying

augusta: ah? how?

maría elsa: watch this

maría elsa: mechita, do you like bárbara?

mercedes, covering her ears: no

maría elsa: see?

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

mercedes: i love having thick thighs. they make good hand warmers.

barbara, mindlessly: can i use them as ear warmers?

mercedes: what do you mean?

barbara, realizing: nevermind.

•one week later•

mercedes:

mercedes: wait a minute-

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

bárbara: so, how's the most beautiful girl in the world doing?
mercedes: (without even looking up from her textbook) i don't know, how are you?
bárbara: (voice cracking) i'm fine

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

mercedes: when i was small-
bárbara: (snorts)
bárbara: “was”

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

bárbara: [lying next to mercedes who's asleep]
bárbara: nice
mercedes: [cuddles closer to bárbara, still asleep]
bárbara: [choking back tears] NI CE

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

bárbara: I’m a lesbiab
bárbara: lesbiam
bárbara: less bien
mercedes: it’s ok, take your time
bárbara: girls

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

mercedes: what do lesbians do in bed?
bárbara: it’s complicated. I’ll have to show you.

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

mercedes: elsa, how do you compliment a girl that speaks french? it sounds ni...

elsa: come here i’ll teach you.

*later*

mercedes: bonjour, barbara. voulez vous coucher avec moi?

barbara: hi, mercedes. yes, i want to sleep with you.

mercedes: i-is THAT what that means? OH MY

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

barbara: mercedes, there's this girl i like and i don’t know what to do

mercedes: just get near her and kiss her...

barbara: *kisses mercedes*

mercedes:

mercedes: not me, you dumbass! kiss the girl you like!

barbara: *kisses her again*

mercedes: barbara, are you deaf?!

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

mercedes: *hands barbara a water bottle*

barbara, drinking: thanks, but what's it for, mercedes?

mercedes: i heard elsa saying that you get thirsty around me.

barbara: *chokes on the water*

[incorrect barcedes @incorrectbrcds]

mercedes: augu, do you have any bags?

augusta: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes and they’re specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence

mercedes: all you had to do was say no