steve: bucky and i were crossing the street and some dude drove by and honked at us
sam: what’d bucky do?
steve: [sighs] he chased them to a red light, then reached into his window and-
bucky: [walking in] anyone want a steering wheel?
steve: [runs into a glass door and knocks himself out]
bucky: [turns around and speedwalks away]
onlooker: hey isn’t that your boyfriend?
bucky, hissing: shh! lower your voice!
preserum steve: i have an excellent gaydar. if someone’s gay i can always tell within-
becca barnes: bucky has been in love with you for ten years
steve: what
1930s steve: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because bucky says nice things to me everyday and his love protects me 🥰
2020 steve: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because bucky calls me names like ‘idiot himbo’ everyday, so i’m always prepared
fury: so what’s your reason for becoming an avenger?
steve: my love of justice
natasha: my desire to put things right
bucky: steve looked at me that one time on that highway