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“spill the tea” said the winter soldier [not all quotes are originals] icon by @charcubed

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bucky: [assassinates two extremely high-profile people and steals the serum] [looks into the conveniently-placed camera like he’s on the office]

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@wrongrogers icb we did endgame in reverse

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bucky: if i was at harvard in 2004 i would’ve stopped it

steve: what

bucky: facebook

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[tfatws]

fury: so you’ll handle the threat?

sam: yeah we’ll handle it

fury: for how much

bucky: idk. fifty

fury: fifty grand?

bucky: [spits water]

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@ursasero my daily “god i wish i could draw” moment

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[close up on bucky drinking hot chocolate]

bucky: im like 99% angel

[pan out to show building behind him on fire]

bucky: but that 1%...

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bucky: people tell me i have a unique way of lighting up the room

steve: its called arson and those are the witnesses

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steve: bucky and i were crossing the street and some dude drove by and honked at us

sam: what’d bucky do?

steve: [sighs] he chased them to a red light, then reached into his window and-

bucky: [walking in] anyone want a steering wheel?

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steve: bucky’s chapstick tastes really good

becca barnes: you two finally kissed?

bucky: no, he ate it

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steve: [runs into a glass door and knocks himself out]

bucky: [turns around and speedwalks away]

onlooker: hey isn’t that your boyfriend?

bucky, hissing: shh! lower your voice!

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bucky: we’ll have a number eight please

waiter: that’s a party platter. it serves twelve people

steve: we know what we’re about, son

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bucky: ouch my armkle

sam: your what

steve: his wrist

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steve: it’s too dangerous to go alone, take this

bucky: .... you’re just holding out your hand

steve: 🥺

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preserum steve: i have an excellent gaydar. if someone’s gay i can always tell within-

becca barnes: bucky has been in love with you for ten years

steve: what

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1930s steve: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because bucky says nice things to me everyday and his love protects me 🥰

2020 steve: i’m immune to mean and hurtful words because bucky calls me names like ‘idiot himbo’ everyday, so i’m always prepared

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fury: so what’s your reason for becoming an avenger?

steve: my love of justice

natasha: my desire to put things right

bucky: steve looked at me that one time on that highway

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steve: alpines mad because i keep picking her up like she’s a burger. don’t be burger shaped then. idiot

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alpine: [gentle headbutt]

bucky: what are we .....

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bucky: so it turns out the “bad vibes” i’ve been experiencing are actually “severe psychological distress”