Vi: “you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. you’re the love and light of my life. i would do anything for you.”
Caitlyn: “….. what did you do?”
Vi: “.. i broke your window.”
Caitlyn: “you WHAT?!”
Vi: i don’t need therapy
Caitlyn: Vi you saw your parents dead on the bridge, watched your father figure and adoptive siblings die in front of you, spent over seven years in jail while being innocent— do i need to keep going?
Vi: i’m sorry is this OUR trauma?
Caitlyn: Vi, this is the 3rd time this week you’ve gotten in trouble and it’s only tuesday! sometimes i’m tired of you. can i be alone for a little bit?
Vi: okay
Caitlyn: thank you
*10 minutes later*
Vi, walking back in: okay i got coffee and energy drinks so-
*at the zoo*
Vi: what are they in for?
Caitlyn: Vi, this is not a prison
Vi: so they can leave?
Caitlyn: no, but-
Vi, pointing at a penguin: i bet that one murdered someone
Jinx: why are Caitlyn and Vi sitting with their backs to each other?
Ekko: they had a fight
Jinx: then why are they holding hands?
Ekko: they get sad when they fight
Ekko: let’s see who can do the best impression of Vi when she sees a cat
Caitlyn: *high pitched voice*
Ekko: what? there’s literally no way she’d do that
Caitlyn: oh i can definitely imagine it
*Later*
Ekko: Vi look a cat-
Vi: *high pitched voice*
Caitlyn: CALLED IT!
Vi: i don’t know guys Caitlyn makes me feel things I’ve never felt before. it’s confusing
Jayce: yeah you seem to learn and unlearn how to be nice based on if Caitlyn is here, i can see how that can be jarring for you
Vi: shut the hell up, idiot
Jayce: exactly
Caitlyn: your existence is confusing
Vi: how?
Caitlyn: you get on my nerves all the time but the thought of anything bad happening to you makes me really really upset
Vi: WHOEVER ATE MY CUPCAKE IS GOING TO-
Caitlyn: it was me
Vi: -be forgiven immediately. i hope you enjoyed it- actually, i’ll go get some more for you baby