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ran by @caitvist

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Vi: “you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. you’re the love and light of my life. i would do anything for you.”

Caitlyn: “….. what did you do?”

Vi: “.. i broke your window.”

Caitlyn: “you WHAT?!”

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Vi: i don’t need therapy

Caitlyn: Vi you saw your parents dead on the bridge, watched your father figure and adoptive siblings die in front of you, spent over seven years in jail while being innocent— do i need to keep going?

Vi: i’m sorry is this OUR trauma?

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Vi: Cait, my clothes keep disappearing lately and it's kinda freaking me out

Caitlyn, wearing a hoodie that’s twice her size: scary

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Caitlyn: when you said you'd do "magic in bed", this isn't what i was expec-

Vi, holding up an 8 of hearts: is this your card?

Caitlyn: holy shit

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Caitlyn: why are you smiling?

Vi: what? can’t i just be fucking happy for once?

Viktor: Jayce fell down the stairs

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Vi: i’m like ~this~ close to falling in love with you

Caitlyn: your fingertips are literally touching

Vi: exactly

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Caitlyn: Vi, this is the 3rd time this week you’ve gotten in trouble and it’s only tuesday! sometimes i’m tired of you. can i be alone for a little bit?

Vi: okay

Caitlyn: thank you

*10 minutes later*

Vi, walking back in: okay i got coffee and energy drinks so-

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Vi: *sneezes*

Caitlyn: *aggressively wraps her in 5 blankets*

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Caitlyn: Vi let’s go home, you’ve had enough to drink

Vi, drunk, looking at Caitlyn: oh my god, there’s two of her. my day just got a 100 times better

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*at the zoo*

Vi: what are they in for?

Caitlyn: Vi, this is not a prison

Vi: so they can leave?

Caitlyn: no, but-

Vi, pointing at a penguin: i bet that one murdered someone

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Vi: i need to get something off my chest

Caitlyn, quietly: is it your shirt? please say yes

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Jinx: why are Caitlyn and Vi sitting with their backs to each other?

Ekko: they had a fight

Jinx: then why are they holding hands?

Ekko: they get sad when they fight

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Ekko: let’s see who can do the best impression of Vi when she sees a cat

Caitlyn: *high pitched voice*

Ekko: what? there’s literally no way she’d do that

Caitlyn: oh i can definitely imagine it

*Later*

Ekko: Vi look a cat-

Vi: *high pitched voice*

Caitlyn: CALLED IT!

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Vi: do you have any books on turtles?

Caitlyn: hard back?

Vi: yes with little heads :)

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Vi: i don’t know guys Caitlyn makes me feel things I’ve never felt before. it’s confusing

Jayce: yeah you seem to learn and unlearn how to be nice based on if Caitlyn is here, i can see how that can be jarring for you

Vi: shut the hell up, idiot

Jayce: exactly

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Caitlyn: didn’t i?

Vi: didn’t you what?

Caitlyn: tell you not to blame yourself for everything again?

Vi: and?

Caitlyn: did you?

Vi: ……. yes

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Caitlyn: your existence is confusing

Vi: how?

Caitlyn: you get on my nerves all the time but the thought of anything bad happening to you makes me really really upset

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Vi: i only feel one emotion and it’s anger

Caitlyn: last night you got drunk and texted me a thousand heart emojis

Vi: out of anger

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Vi: i need motivation to not commit a crime today

Caitlyn: i can’t cuddle you in prison

Vi: thank you

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Vi: WHOEVER ATE MY CUPCAKE IS GOING TO-

Caitlyn: it was me

Vi: -be forgiven immediately. i hope you enjoyed it- actually, i’ll go get some more for you baby