cons of being a famous avenger:
- can’t do undercover work anymore so technically unemployed
- tony
pros:
- can’t do undercover work anymore so i never have to pretend to be straight ever again
- got my own black widow figurines
- cutting in line at starbucks
this bitch firmly believes that b99 is one of peter parker's fav tv show and nbc picked it up right after it was cancelled because peter cried about it to tony
Peter @ Tony: you need to get sleep because sleep is important and you shouldn’t brag about not sleeping
Also Peter @ Tony: ᵒᵏᵃʸ ʷᵉᶫᶫ ᴵ ˢᶫᵉᵖᵗ ᶰᵒᶰᶜᵉ ʰᵒᵘʳˢ ᶫᵃˢᵗ ᶰᶦᵍʰᵗ ˢᵒ ᵇᵉᵃᵗ ᵀᴴᴬᵀ