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incorrect chengxian to read for when canon stabs u

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[during an argument]

wwx: you've always been jealous of me!

jc: jealous of what?! your lack of responsibility? your immaturity? your total disregard for other people’s feelings?

wwx: ...this conversation isn't going as planned.

jc: look! it's your horrible planning skills!

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wwx: a-cheng, do you think i'm plastic? 🥺

jc: what? no.

wwx: 😳😍

jc, still salty about that one (1) time wwx ran off to play with their cat while jc had to struggle with 20+ bags alone: at least plastic is useful and helps me CARRY things

wwx: 😭😭😭

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jc: if you're here to hurt wei wuxian, then you're here to hurt me, and if you hurt me, i'm gonna hurt wei wuxian.

wen soldiers: wait, what?

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wwx: i don't wear clothes in gusu to establish dominance!

jc: i wear clothes in gusu to establish intelligence.

[ChengXian Quote Bot @CXquotebot]

Jiang Cheng was crying. Tears poured from his eyes as he forced through his teeth, “… Why… Why didn’t you tell me?!”

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wwx holding a basketball: if I make this shot you have to kiss me.

jc:☺️ok

wwx, throwing the basketball: YES-

jc: //smacks the basketball out of the air//

wwx: CHENGCHENG 😰😭😱😭😭

[ChengXian Quote Bot @CXquotebot]

When Wei WuXian returned to Lotus Pier, Jiang Cheng was wiping his sword. He lifted his eyes, “You’re back?”

Wei WuXian, “I’m back”

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wwx and jc: we have a plan!

lwj: no self sacrifice.

wwx and jc: we no longer have a plan!

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credit to @/wanyinfanacc !

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jc: you can't hold the baby with your hands covered in glue

wwx, with glue on his hands: correction, i can't drop the baby with my hands covered in glue

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GLUE*** STICK FUCK

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the baby is a-ling and for some unknown reason when he's older he cries when faced with a glow stick

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wwx: wow hahaha it's almost like you're starting to like me!

jc: we've been dating for six months?

[Nies 🪷 @PurpleNies]

#chengxian

YZY: wei wuxian is a menace! so disrespectful and undisciplined, always getting you into trouble! you shouldnt associate with him a-cheng!

JC: but a-niang you dont know all the facts

YZY: which are?

JC: i love him

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nhs: wow, wei-xiong really is good at everything, huh?

jzx: i wonder what he's terrible at. maybe kissing?

jc: nah, he's good at that too

nhs: ...

jzx: ...

jc: what?

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barista: how would you like your coffee?

wwx: like i like my men

barista: o-okay...

wwx: purple, tall, kind, soft, really cute when he's blushing-

jc, Traumatized: when the fuck did you get a crush on my father