Luke: you know, JJ gives Emily flowers every day. i wish you would do that.
Spencer: um okay?
[next day]
Spencer: *gives Emily flowers*
Emily:
Emily: what?
Spencer: believe me, i don’t get it either.
Hotch: you know guys, sometimes i feel like Emily doesn't take me seriously enough.
Derek: “sometimes”?
Rossi: “enough”?
Hotch:
Rossi: change that to “at all” and we'll talk.
[the BAU on the jet, returning home after a difficult case]
Derek: you've been on the phone since we left, what are you doing?
Spencer: i'm trying to cancel my liFE SUBSCRIPTION
Spencer: i slept for almost twelve hours but i might still be tired so let’s go for twelve more just in case.
Hotch: Reid, that’s a coma.
Spencer: sounds festive.
Rossi: you wanna go to McDonald’s, kid? i’ll get you a happy meal.
Spencer: Rossi, i’m 30.
Rossi: so you don’t want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?
Spencer: …that would be nice, actually.
[Hotch having in his office one "depressive thought jar" and one "threat jar"]
Rossi, first coming at the BAU: you have very specific swear jars.
Hotch, pointing to Spencer and Emily: i have very specific children.
Hotch: what’s gone wrong, Prentiss?
Emily: hey! just because i’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis.
Hotch: that’s true, i suppose. why are you calling?
Emily: well… there’s a crisis.
Spencer: if i fall…
Derek: i’ll be there to catch you.
Emily: *looks at JJ* what if i fall?
JJ: then i’ll fall with you, never leaving your side.
Luke: *watches these two interactions*
Luke, to Garcia: and if i fall?
Garcia: i’ll be the one who pushed you.