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[nhi 🌸 @shulogic]

THE WAY SHUHUA JUMPED INTO POSITION. I AM NOT OKAY

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how are we all feeling

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hi, we miss daiya

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Miyuki: Sawamura, will you—

Eijun: Yes. A million times yes.

Miyuki: —pick up that bat...

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Eijun: hey, furuya, what's your new year's resolution?

Furuya: 1080p

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Mei: I just ended a 2-year relationship.

Sanada: oh, god. are you okay?

Mei: yeah, it's wasnt't mine anyway.

[carlos and shirakawa fighting across the room]

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Raichi: I'm sad.

Amahisa: *holds out arms to hug him* It's gonna be okay.

Mei: I'm sad.

Miyuki: [nods] big mood

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Miyuki: hey, could you give me a hand?

Furuya: sure

Furuya:

Furuya: do you want me to chop mine off or...?

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Chris: *refuses fifth serving of eijun's burnt toasts*

Eijun: *tearing up* was it something i said...

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Eijun: in my defense, i was left unsupervised

Haruichi: wasn’t Furuya with you, though?

Eijun:

Haruichi:

Furuya: in my defense, i was also left unsupervised

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Haruichi: i hate you with every inch of my body

Kanemaru:

Kanemaru: that's not a lot of inches

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Mei: [rolling down the car window] what seems to be the problem, officer?

Police: get the FUCK OUT OF MY CAR

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Kuramochi: what are you drinking?

Ryousuke: juice

Kuramochi: straight?

Ryousuke: no, i'm gay.

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Chris: since when is babysitting Eijun my—

Chris: [sudden realizations] oh my god, that is EXACTLY my job... huh

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Eijun: do you love me too?

Miyuki: have a guess.

Eijun: uhm... no?

Miyuki: have another guess.

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HAPPY MISAWA DAY! 🥰

#2月1日は御沢の日 #御沢の日

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Raichi: [ordering a cake through phone]

Employee: and what would you like your cake to say?

Raichi: [confused; looks at the rest of the team] do we want a talking cake?

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Mukai: the word "sleepy" is so much cuter than "tired." everyone needs to stop saying "tired" and start using "sleepy"

Mei: i'm sleepy of your shits

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Carlos: hey, could you please pass the salt?

Shirakawa: sure. [throws Mei across the table]

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Eijun: i can't believe we're stuck in this shed together.

Amahisa: [swallowing the key] truly unfortunate

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Haruichi: Shunpei is too tall for me to kiss him. what should I do?

Eijun: punch him in the stomach, so when he bends over, you can kiss him.

Furuya: tackle him.

Kuramochi: dump him.

Toujou: kick him in the shin.

Sanada: ? NO TO ALL OF THOSE? JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!