Todoroki: *enters the room noticeably disheveled* sorry I’m late, I was doing stuff
Bakugou: *enters the room, also disheveled* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS
Todoroki, with a large box in his hands: What would you say if I came home one day with 4 kittens?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: What’s in the box?
Todoroki:
Bakugou: Shouto Todoroki, what’s in the box?
Todoroki: ⁱ ᵗʰⁱⁿᵏ ʸᵒᵘ ᵏⁿᵒʷ
Bakugou: Todoroki texted me “your adorable,” and I replied “no YOU’RE ADORABLE.”
Camie: and?
Bakugou: and now we’re dating. We’ve been on six dates. All I did was point out a typo but I like him so I’m not gonna say anything
Midoriya: Kacchan will never agree to this plan...
Todoroki: sure he will
Midoriya: he already refused three times!
Todoroki: okay watch a master at work
Todoroki, turning to Bakugou with puppy dog eyes: can we-
Bakugou: yes.