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egg: i'm emotional rn sorry *kills*

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gina: lemme be straight with you: your shit is wack. like, hella wack.

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sherlock: i'm busy now

sherlock: i just ate glass by accident

iris: holmesie??

sherlock: please leave me alone

sherlock: i ate glass

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vortex: birthdates after 1866 feel.... wrong. cursed

barok: excuse me i was born in 1867, what are you gonna do about it

vortex: i don't have to do anything my dude, you already have a curse on you

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egg: oh, don’t worry. i have a permit

egg: *hands ryuunosuke a slip of paper*

ryuunosuke: this just says "i do what i want"

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benjamin: if you tear more holes in a net, it would end up having fewer

barok: STOP

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barok: my neutral expression makes me look like i'm always in a bad mood which is convenient because it's usually true

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ryuunosuke: why do you guys look so sad?

susato: sit down with us so we can tell you

*ryuunosuke sits down*

susato: the bench is freshly painted

ryuunosuke:

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gina: truth or dare

kazuma: truth

gina: give me your credit card information

kazuma: nvm i pick dare

gina: i dare you to give me your credit card information

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sherlock: just been stabbed, were is the nearest hospital?

barok: where*

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sherlock: you wanna see how hardcore i am?

sherlock: *punches wall*

sherlock:

sherlock: take me to the hospital.

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gina: you think i give a fuck? i can't even read

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prosecutor kazuma: what's the matter, naruhodou? has the cat got your tongue? or are you still in a holiday kind of m

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tobias: you're going to prison for forgery

egg *slides him 37 dollars* what about now

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susato, answering the phone: hello?

kazuma: it's kazuma.

susato: what did he do this time?

kazuma: no, it's me, kazuma. it's actually me

susato: what did you do this time?

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iris: is it okay if i swear?

sherlock: yes iris, i will allow you to swear

iris: f

yuujin: yes go on

iris: i'm nervous

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ryuunosuke: susato isn't answering their phone

haori: i'll call

ryuunosuke: asougi and i have tried six times each, what makes you thi-

susato: hello?

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kazuma, bad at flirting: i like your name

ryuunosuke, equally as bad: thanks, i got it for my birthday

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barok: being kicked out of christian school prior to the third grade because my mom bought the wrong edition of the bible.

sherlock: haha i got kicked out of christian school for gluing my head to the desk

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yuujin: holmes?

sherlock: shhhhhhhh

yuujin: what are you doing

sherlock: i'm making holy water

yuujin: how is that making holy water

sherlock: i'm boiling the hell out of it