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So, I thought about it and I've decided to go on hiatus for a while, at least a few months. Hopefully in that time I'll be able to find new quotes and have a break. Thank you to everyone who's read my exceptionally dumb quotes and enjoyed them; I'm very glad you did.

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Going to be honest, I've been thinking of taking a break from the quotes for a bit. It's been feeling less fun and more like work for a while, and tbh, I think I'm running out of quotes. I'm having trouble remembering if I've already used them here, anyway.

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Kid Nova: What do you believe in now?
Phoenix: Self-preservation through love.
Michael: Chupacabras.
JT: Chupacabras as well.
Horus: Yeah, I'm on the chupacabra train.

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Vixsin: I had the best Halloween decorations.
Ref Tom: Yes, they were very realistic.
Ref Tom: *to Ref Darcy* Ask the cops if anyone went missing.

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Michelle: [makes cookies shaped like her friends]
James H: Alas, poor James and Axxton.
Axxton: They died of consumption.

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Ref Corey: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
Ryan C: OK, but in my defense, JP bet me 50 cents that I couldn’t drink all that shampoo.
Ref Corey: That’s not what I wanted to- you drank SHAMPOO?!

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Gore: Who are you?
Jay H: I am the great Jay Hunter, face my wrath!
Gore: Well, you'd think I'd have heard of you.
Jay H: I attacked you literally last week.
Gore: Thanks for another forgettable experience.

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Vixsin: The groupchat, where we all say very normal things!
[Five minutes earlier]
Jordan: I think being decapitated would fix me.

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Tom B: Everyone who has ever died from anything is an idiot. I wouldn't have done that.

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Ref Darcy: Wake me up…
Ryan B: Before you go go!
Charlie: When September ends…
Michelle: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

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Ryan Z: I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me.
JT: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that.
Bryant: No, actually, he's quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully.

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Jem: It’s just that you can be a bit judgemental sometimes.
KrackerJak: What a stupid thing to say. Name ONE time I’ve been judgemental.
Jem: …
KrackerJak: …oh. I see.

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[In the DMDU group chat]

Vixsin: People will try to make you forget that you're made of meat. Don't EVER forget that you're made of meat.
[Several hours later]
V: Hi! I have no memory of posting this.
Jarrad: The meat forgets but the internet remembers.
V: Hi! That's terrifying.

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Broderick: I’m so mentally stable, you could park a horse in my brain.
Tyson B: Worstie, I fear that this is not something that somebody stable would say.

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Ritchie: *gently taps the table*
Maddog: *taps back*
Scotty: What are they doing?
Ref Tom: Morse code.
Maddog: *aggressively taps the table*
Ritchie: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

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Blake: Got to go, I have church in the morning.
Xavier: You're allowed to cross the threshold of a church?

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Felix: *sighs, sing-song tone* I'm sorry for all the stuff I said.
James H: And for punching me in the face?
Felix: No, you definitely deserved that.

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Quotes are on hold until Sunday as the author is away currently.

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Ref Darcy: What did Robbie do to get you so mad at him?
JP: Ate my Doritos.
Ref Darcy: He's not even here, he can't defend himself.
JP: Should have thought of that before he ate my Doritos.
Ref Darcy: ...wait, you two share a kitchen?
JP: No, we don't. He broke into my house.

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Phoenix: You're being awfully quiet.
Horus: Well, nobody plans a murder out loud.