Incorrect Emison

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alison: has anyone seen my top?

hanna, not looking up from her phone: yeah, em is in the library.

spencer: [spits out her coffee]

alison: HANNA

hanna: ALISON

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lily: are we in trouble?

alison: take a guess.

lily:….

grace: no?

alison: take another guess.

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alison, reciting poetry: roses are red, violets are blue, i find you tolerable.

emily: that’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me.

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emily: stop right there, you’re under arrest.

alison: for?

emily: stealing my heart.

alison: can’t i get a death sentence instead?

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alison: i’m emotionless!

emily: says the person who confessed to me while smiling, blushing while dating and crying when we got married.

alison: shit.

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pam: i’m worried that lily and grace are hearing you use swear words too often.

emily: they’re not “swear” words. they’re a part of the english language as much as any other word.

grace [in the other room]: what the fuck!

pam:

emily:

emily: yeah, i'll work on it.

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spencer: emily is missing. can you find her?

alison: what, do you think i have her micro-chipped or something?

spencer: well… do you?

alison: …yeah, hang on.

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emily: i got the birthday cake.

alison: it says happy 1st birthday lilith and grace.

emily: oh shit they're gonna be 2, arent they.

alison: i'ts lily, not lilith.

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spencer: if alison jumped off a cliff would-

emily: probably

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alison: hi i'm alison dilaurentis, who are you??

emily:

emily: i think i'm gay now

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oh, and thank you for 378 followers, you guys rock!!!

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hey you all, i'm sorry i haven't been active lately, i just started uni so i'm a bit busy at the moment. i'm going to try to keep posting here though, just not as often as i used to!

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alison: marriage? i don’t know, we still seem to be at the girlfriend-girlfriend stage.

emily: WE'VE FUCKED SEVERAL TIMES AND HAVE TWO KIDS, ALISON

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teacher: grace said a swear word in class.

emily: i'll talk to her about it.

emily, to grace: what the fuck, grace????

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alison: good morning.

aria: good morning.

spencer: good morning.

emily: you all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

hanna: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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@EmilysSalinger sure! get in line tho

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alison: you have… a face.

emily: yeah, i do.

alison: i mean, a nice face, a really nice face.

emily: thanks?

alison: please accept my attempt at flirting, i don’t know what i’m doing.

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emily: i don’t really like talking about my sexuality, you know? it just seems unnecessary.

alison: hey em! how are you?

emily: gaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy.

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alison: come on, how many times do i have to apologize?

emily: just once.

alison: no.

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alison: so what are your strengths?

emily: i fall in love very easily.

alison: okay, and how about weaknesses?

emily, sighing: your smile…

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computer: enter a new password.

alison: [types “emily”]

computer: password is too short.

alison, sighing: i know.