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[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

andy: what's your blood type?

pete: oh i'm not picky. i'll drink any kind.

andy: what

pete: what

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

ahh yes my favorite fall out boy song 😌✨

[Polyester!Cat 🧡 @famouslastcat]

so,, spotify glitched... (for the love of god if you're emo unmute this!!)

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

@HYPNOTICWENTZ 🥺 i'm late but bro

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

@HYPNOTICWENTZ 🥺🥺🥺

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

pete: go on a date with me

patrick: no

pete:

[Lady Gaga @ladygaga]

earth is cancelled

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

pete: i never let anything like common sense or the concern from dear friends get in the way of me having a good time

andy, tired: god i really wish you would

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

joe, peeling a banana: may i take your jacket aha

pete: do you think other people can’t hear you

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

joe: why would you ever want to run 26 miles?

andy: the same reason you stayed on the couch for the entire month of july.

joe: ah, i get it.

joe: a sense of accomplishment.

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

@awstensroyal daaamn i was busy all day! guess it's too late now but maybe i'll still get there 👀

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

patrick: your legs look great in those jeans!

pete: you should see me without them ;)

patrick:

pete:

patrick: w- why would you take off your legs

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

pete: you can tell patrick has a nice dick, it's in his eyes.

andy:

andy: his dick is WHERE???

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

pete: name a more iconic duo than my fear of abandonment and instinct to self-isolate, i'll wait

patrick: you and me

pete, tearing up: alright

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

this screams van days don't ask me why

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

andy: pssst, be quiet

pete: did you hear something?

andy: no, i just wanted you to be quiet

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

pete: i barely got any sleep last night

joe: all those bad bitches you got kept you up huh

pete: haha no it was my anxiety and depression ✌

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

patrick, sitting next to the window: god, why is it so cold in here??

joe, sitting by the heater: do you want me to give you a hint?

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

patrick: breathe if you think i'm cute

pete: *starts hyperventilating*

(submitted by @NiksEmos 😊)

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

patrick: h-

pete: might fuck around and ~fall in love for the rest of my life~

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

interviewer: is there a way you get yourself into a dark mindset to write music sometimes?

pete: i try to imagine myself doing really terrible things, like not holding the door open for people, or not thanking a cashier.

[incorrect fob 🌊🔮 @incorrectfob]

doctor: describe your average night

pete: they wear suits of armor

doctor: no i mean at bedtime

pete: they probably take it off